Tinky Winky Plays With Fire

One day, in Teletubbyland, the Teletubbies were being their tubby selves, playing around outside, when Dipsy smelled something funny.
"What's that smell?" asked Dipsy. Tinky Winky and Po came up to him.
"What's that smell?" went Po.
"What's that smell?" repeated Tinky Winky, who turned and saw smoke rising from over the hill beside the three. "What's that"
The voice-over said, "It's smoke"
"Ooh, smoke, smells funny," said Tinky Winky, as he headed to the source of the smoke. The other two tubbies repeated the saying, as they love to do.
Meanwhile, Laa-Laa was sitting at the table eating Tubby Toast.
"Eh-oh!" exclaimed Laa-Laa, as she ate the Tubby Toast.
Tinky Winky had gone over the hill and under the mound covered in dead rabbits, near which he discovered a large bonfire.
"What's that?" asked Tinky Winky.
"It's a fire," said the voice-over.
"Ooh, fire!" ejaculated Tinky Winky, who proceeded to touch the fire. "Ow! Hot"
"Yes, it's hot. Don't touch it, it's dangerous"
"OOH! DANGEROUS!" Tinky Winky scooped up some flames and put them in his purse, which caught fire. "Oh no, purse on fire"
"Ecks dee," said a different voice-over. "Show your friends, Tinky Winky!" Tinky Winky went back to his friends to show them what he found.
"It's fire!" said Tinky Winky.
Po touched the flames and said, "Ooh, hot"
The original voice-over said, "Don't touch it, it's dangerous"
Both Po and Dipsy replied with, "OOH! DANGEROUS!" and touched the flames, which spread to Dipsy's hat and the wheels of Po's scooter.
"Oh no, hat on fire!" said Dipsy.
"Oh no, scooter on fire!" said Po.
The three, with their burning items, headed into the Tubby Dome, where Laa-Laa was eating Tubby Custard.
"Laa-laa love Tubby Custard!" said Laa-Laa.
"Look at me!" yelled Tinky Winky, who was engulfed in flames. "I'm a FLAMING homo"
"Ecks Freaking Dee!!" said the second voice-over.
"What's that?" asked Laa-Laa.
"IT'S FIRE!!" yelled the other three Teletubbies, who were all ablaze.
"Ooh, hot!" said Laa-Laa, as she touched the flames.
The first voice-over once again chimed in with, "Don't touch it, it's dangerous"
Laa-Laa exclaimed, "OOH! DANGEROUS!" and promptly touched the burning Teletubbies, spreading the flames to her ball. "Oh no, ball on fire!" Po pushed her flaming scooter at the ball, sending it bouncing around and setting other things on fire.
The scooter hit the Tubby Toast machine, causing an explosion that sent flaming Tubby Toast toward the Teletubbies, beheading Dipsy and slicing Po in three.
Dipsy's head said, "Uh oh! I'm detached"
The evil voice-over said, "Waffle status? ROFFLED! ECKS DEE!" and laughed as the ball of fire landed on the Tubby Custard machine. Thirty seconds later, this resulted in a mad explosion that vaporized the Teletubbies and ripped the dome open.
Later that day, a blackened Noo-Noo went around the remnants of the Tubby Dome and sucked up the remains of the Teletubbies.
"I told you I was hardcore," said the second voice-over.
"Go gris yourself," said the baby in the sun.
-THE END-