Okey-dokey, then. This is my first real story, so don't judge me. Well, judge me, but do it nicely. By the way, I'm aware that it's really exaggerated. It's s'posed to be like that. Yep. I think that's it... oh, yeah. Ugh.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, which is so obvious. I mean, duh. It's Fan Fiction. You can't be a fan of your own fiction. It's just not done.

Anyway. Here's my story! Enjoy.

"Truth or dare?"

"No."

"Uno?"

"No."

"Tag?"

"No."

"Spin the bottle?"

"No."

"Shuffle board?"

"NO!!!"

At the Smash Mansion, Peach and Falco were arguing again ('cause, you know, conflicting personalities and stuff) and the other Smasher-peeps were steering clear of them. A wise decision, if I do say so myself. These things tended to get violent.

"Come on, Falco," Peach whined. "You never play anything with us!"

He rolled his eyes. "There's a reason for that. Your games are stupid and pointless. The only reason I'm here is for the battles. Not for some unnecessary game night. "

Peach was starting to get really ticked.

"My games are not stupid! I am the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom! How dare you defy me!" she said in a voice she thought was threatening. Peach was hoping to intimidate him into playing. Pff. Yeah, because that was so likely. Falco was very stubborn and too cool for fun. Or whatever it was when Peach was calling the shots.

Falco got all up in her face and said, "Mushroom. Kingdom. Is. Laaaame."

"You did not just go there," she said softly. For a fluffy, frilly, pink princess, she looked downright murderous. Her glare caused Falco to take an involuntary step back, but he kept at it.

"Hyrule is so much better. In pretty much every single way. It even-," Peach politely cut him off by slamming him with a frying pan she had gotten out of who-knows-where. She shaded her eyes and smiled as she watched him fly off, screaming, into the distance. He faded until he was a tiny spark, and then vanished.

Hyrule. That reminded her. Peach had to go find Zelda. She didn't like Zelda. It was a really strange and slightly random kind of dislike, but she didn't dwell on the "why" very often. Peach would just shrug the "why" part off and go with whatever her gut told her. And right now, her gut was telling her it was game night, especially for Zelda.

Peach skipped off to find the princess of Hyrule, armed with a deadly looking golf club.

"Oh, Zeldaaaaa!" A high-pitched, singsong voice echoed through the house.

Ahh! It was game night and Zelda still hadn't found a hiding place! Of course Zelda was the main victim, out of all people. She really had no idea why. The only contact she'd ever really had with Peach was saying hi once, way, way back in the day. Peach had said f-word you and then screamed, "Harrassment!" That was one of the most confusing days of Zelda's life.

"Oh no. Oh no. Oh dear lor-," Her panicked muttering and running around in circles was interrupted by someone snatching her into a dark room. The someone swiftly shut and locked the door.

She yelped and a hand slapped over her mouth. "Shh!"

Then she heard Peach skipping past and decided that whoever had her now was better than a nutcase in a poofy dress. Zelda and the someone went very still until they were positive Peach was gone. For the moment, anyway.

"Be quiet. Okay?" her abductor/savior whispered, both of them still freaked out at that very close encounter.

Zelda nodded and the abductor person let her go. She slumped to the ground aand looked up to see Link standing there tensely, and Yoshi a few steps behind him.

"It's game night," she said dejectedly. Link nodded solemnly. Yoshi made one of his weird, squeaky noises.

"We know. And we heard she wants to play shuffle board!"

Zelda's eyes widened in horror. "Oh my gosh! What are we going to do? She's after me! And she has a golf club!"

All three of them we're silent for a while, thinking.

After a long time, Link spoke up. "Well, I guess we could always try talking to Peach."

They stared at each other for a second, then started cracking up.

"Okay, okay. Seriously. We need to focus," Zelda said.

Yoshi made some funny noises that Zelda understood 'cause she was so talented and stuff.

"You know what, Yoshi? That just might work."

Soooo... what's up? Lovely weather we're having.

Well, I don't wanna be all naggy or anything, but.... REVIEW! Please? There. I said Please. Now you MUST!