"Yeah! I'm back from my un-announced vacation to Pets-Mart!" D said as he busted through the doors of his studio. "Who's ready for more fanfict....tions...." D looked around his studio and sighed. "Of course" said D, "They probably cleared out as soon as I left...."
"Everyone except meeee~!" shouted a familiar looking idiot wearing an orange mask.
D slapped his forehead with his palm. "I can't believe it.....TOBI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Tobi was grinning widely under his mask as he said "You froze me remember? Lucily you forgot to leave me in the freezer so I thawed out and was able to escape!"
D could feel his animal instincts kick in. His eyes turned a crimson red and his canines grew longer. "I don't give a crap!" D growled, "As long as you're here your gonna help me get all the other idiots back!"
"YAY!" Tobi squealed. "There's just one thing I want to know..."
"What is it?" D asked, calming down a bit.
"Why did you go to Pets-Mart?"
D's left eye twitched in agitation. "Tobi, that is the most idiotic question you've ever asked me...but if you have to know it's because I'm part canine, now if you'll excuse me I have a gigantic bag of raw steaks to eat." D left Tobi in all his stupid glory dragging a gigantic sack dripping with blood covered steaks.
"Ohhhhhhh....I still don't get it..." said Tobi scratching his head.
As D entered his office and closed the door behind him he got a great idea. "That's it! Since the others aren't here, I'll have the viewers of this Fanfiction bring them back! And I know just how to do it..." said D as he grinned evilly.
D opened up his laptop and began to write.
"Dear Fans,
I Am sorry to say this, but the cast for my new Fan Fiction has ran away (all except that idiot Tobi). But fear not, I have a simple solution. After reading this click the review button down at the bottom of the screen and beg the others back! I like Guilt Trip, it's the easiest way to make this work! So please help us!
Your Friend and Author,
D
P.S. Here is a list of the cast if you guys forgot:
Naruto
Emo Boy (Sasuke)
Sakura
Kiba
Hinata
Shino
The Akatsuki (That means everyone in the Akatsuki!)
Kakashi
Gai
Asuma
Tsunade
Jiriya (perv)
Shikamaru
Chouji
Ino
and anyone else you guys can think of!"
D clicked the send button and sent the letter to a fanfiction on Fanfiction dot net. "There," D said "now let's hope that they reply..." D then yawned and sprawled out on his hammock. "The hammock was a great idea for the office..." He then quickly fell asleep.
Please R&R! If you don't, then the show shant go on! Please! Without the show how am I gonna feed my cat's? Huh? PLEAAAASSEEE!!!!!
