"Dammit Sasuke, that's not supposed to go there teme," Naruto said trying not to be so loud.
Sakura was walking down the hall when she heard that. She didn't think too much about it considering Naruto was always shouting weird stuff. What did stop her was Sasuke's voice and what he said.
"Afraid it will fit dope and you'll like it," Sasuke said with a surprising laugh to his voice. His voice was deep but soft as if he were trying to whisper as well.
"Stop that would ya teme. I told you it wouldn't fit; you got to lube it up first. See, like this. Ha" Naruto exclaimed almost above the whisper.
Sakura's eyes almost popped out of her head when she heard Sasuke groan exclaiming that it wasn't fair but he did like his better. She busted into a nose bleed as his next exclamation.
"Yours may have been good, but now you can witness true perfection that only an Uchiha is capable of. Now hand me the whip cream," Sasuke's voice had went to an even deeper and huskier level.
Naruto made a gasping sound, "Dammit, teme that was cold. Watch where you squirt it next time." Naruto's voice had also gone to a deeper, huskier sound.
Sakura didn't think she could take any more of this. They were making low, pleasure filled sounds. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she passed out when Naruto shouted Sasuke's name while letting out moans.
It was the thump outside their door that alerted the two boys. They pulled away from each other to look at the door cautiously. After a quick glance to each other they both rose and went for the door.
Sakura could not have fled because she woke up just as the door opened. The first thing was confusion as both Naruto and Sasuke were dressed. The next thought was interrupted as she laughed her ass of.
Sasuke and Naruto both looked at Sakura wondering why she was dying out laughing even as she got up and walked off down the hallway. They looked at themselves and back at their room to see what was so funny.