Demigod Newspaper
Tired of a harsh life as a demigod?
Feel abandoned from your godly parent?
Then join Kronos and his army. Kronos will treat you much better than those stinking greek gods. Instead of always being neglected by your parents Kronos will fufill your needs.
Yes now that Kronos acadamy has appeared in Mount Tam, you kids can ditch the stupid camp Half-Blood and that moron Chiron for Kronos's wonderful camp.
Stuff that are in camp Kronos and not in camp half-blood,
1. A indoor and outside pool complete with diving boards and thrilling waterslides to scare even the toughest Ares kids out there.
2. Free servents to do your most complicated and ridiculus deeds 24-7.
3. No annoying rules like bedtime and chores, you are the boss of yourself!
and many more.
Now who wouldnt want that? Only losers like Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, the gods and all those other goody 2 shoes morons.
So the only thing you have to do is keep those troublemaking losers from attacking.
And thats all!
Simple isnt it? Yes it is.
So what are you waiting for? Come on and sign up for the camp that is open 24-7 everyday of the year!
Kronos inc.