A/N: Nobody was here to stop me from starting a new story. I'm not sure how this one will work out because it's based on the Birthday Scenario Meme. I just used the orignal's months, and randomly selected characters for the days. I litterally wrote 31 down on a piece of paper, cut them into nice rectangles, and drew them out of a box. These things will be about 500-1000 words.

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So here's what I thought up. In the review. Select a month, and a day, the first one to review on each chapter will be the one I choose. You can use your birthday, or just select a random day of the year. It's fun. My mom made clones of Starscream, and my brother is mortal enemies with Primus. See fun!

Ninja sat in the cell staring at the huge golden mech. The mech's blue optics glared right back with ten times the intensity. Ninja finally huffed as she crossed her arms. "What did I do to deserve this?"

"Maybe being a fragging glitch is one of the few?"

"Duly noted, Dandelion."

Sunstreaker growled. "Don't call me that!"

"If I'm going to be stuck in this prison with you, we're going to have to get along. If that means I have to threaten to spit on you, I will." Ninja smirked at Sunstreaker's face.

"You're dusgusting! All of you flesh bags are!"

Ninja smirked. "You've obviously have never seen a dog roll in crap."

Sunstreaker's optics blew up to the size of hot air balloons. "KEEP YOUR FILTHY MUTTS AWAY FROM ME!"

"I never said it was MY dogs!"

"I see why Ironhide hates those things now."

Ninja rolled her eyes. "Listen, Sunny, if I may call you that."

"Call me that, and I'll step on you right here and now."

"Okay, Sunstreaker," Ninja corrected, "I think it would be beneficial to find a common ground."

Sunstreaker shot a weary glance to the small girl. "Psh. Like that will ever happen."

Ninja sighed as she uncrossed her arms, and sat down on the ground. "You're right. We're just too… different. Prowl was right to lock us in the prison all alone."

Sunstreaker glared. "Why's that?"

"Because we either kill each other, well, you'll kill me, or we'll come out of here with our differences worked out."

"You're right. I should squish you."

"What?" Ninja shot up off the ground and glared at the huge Cybertronian. "Take that back!"

"Hmm. No."

"Son of a-"

A tapping sound came from the front of the cell. Prowl glared at the two through the bars. "Are you two done?"

"No! I was just about to call this idiot a son of a bitch!"

Prowl sighed down at Ninja. "Ninja, you're in here to solve your problems, not push Sunstreaker over the edge."

Ninja's mouth fell open. "HE STARTED IT!"

"I couldn't care less about who started. I don't want another scene like I walked in on today. As much as everybody else thought it was funny. Sunstreaker cannot keep trying to shoot you like that."

"What? You think I enjoy being shot at?"

Prowl stared at the girl for a moment. "It was third time I walked in on a scene like that, and you were laughing pretty hard."

"It's not my fault Sunny can't shoot."

Sunstreaker growled at Ninja's comment. Prowl sighed. This could take some time. "Sunstreaker, I will take you off the schedule until you are let out of here. You will not be released until I am convinced you will not try to kill each other."

Ninja huffed as Prowl walked out of the brig. "I hate you like a skinny girl hates carbs."

Sunstreaker glared. "Shut the frag up. If this is going to work, you're going to have to shut your mouth. We can't fight if you don't talk."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Sunstreaker turned his back to Ninja. "It means I hate you just as much as you hate me, and you start half the fights by allowing me to hear your fragging voice."

Ninja growled as she turned her back to Sunstreaker's. "Tin can."

Prowl walked down the steps of the brig. It had been a total of three hours. Leaving the two together for that long was risky, if not catastrophic. He glanced around the corner and calmly watched the inside of the cell. He rolled his optics as he walked to the front of the cell. "I didn't mean that you two should ignore each other."

"I hate him, and I hope he dies." Ninja muttered.

"Let's face it Prowl, this is one human Optimus wouldn't mind getting rid of."

Prowl sighed. "Alright. If that's the way both of you feel. I will be happy to bring Bluestreak in here to speak to you two about how important it is for everybody to get along."

Ninja quickly stood up. "Don't get me wrong, Prowl. I love Bluestreak, but I haven't heard anybody talk as much as he does since I was in Jr. High, and my Principal talked through half the day."

"Then the least you can do is try and talk to Sunstreaker like a regular adult."

"I'm not an adult. I'm only 18."

"That is adult standard for your country."

Ninja frowned. "I'd rather act my shoe size."

"I'm afraid that is not an option."

"Can I act how tall I am?"

"No."

"Just shut up! Act how old you are, and we won't have a fragging problem!" Sunstreaker screamed.

Prowl and Ninja watched him. One in surprise, and one with a calculating glare. Prowl shook his helm. "How about you each apologize, and I'll let you go. Next time, I won't go easy on you two."

Ninja frowned as she turned to the golden mech. "I'm sorry for being awesomely annoying."

Sunstreaker growled. "What the pit? What kind of fragged up apology is that?"

Prowl sighed. "Sunstreaker, just apologize."

"Sorry."

Prowl let the energon bars fade away. "You are both free to go. Anymore disturbances, and I will not release you until the two of you come to some sort of agreement."

Ninja smiled as she sprinted out of the room, and up the ramp the humans used. Prowl turned to Sunstreaker. "Try to control yourself next time. Ratchet believes that one has issues."