Chikaru stood at the center of the coliseum. She held Xiphos firmed in her bloody prehensile hands. Xiphos- the sword that was bestowed by the civilians of Gathortha who seeked help from the sagely recluse because their provincial land was overruled by the undead offsprings, Draugr of the cursed creature Golianthus.
At one point, this sword was once proclaimed as uncouth and like lithium to them. But to their surprise, it was the only sword that can only be equipped to a mortal human like Chikaru. And thus, the refinement of this sword animated.
The sword was enchanted by the creatures of Dactyl; forged by the most exquisite lathanide of protactinium and embellished with the roots of the deity-like tree, Yggrasil and as well purified with the virgin blood of Fylgja for good fortune. And thus, becoming a murderous tool enough to slaughter the dreaded monstrosity, Galianthus the monster that overruled their once cesspit land. And as well becoming the most holiest sword of the new proclaimed genesis and cutting through the miserable era of dicktated monsters.
Chikaru held a hand in front of her menstrual-blood covered face to silence the overwhelming cacophony of cackles and cheers vibrating through the walls of their epiglottis.
"People..."
The civilians of Gathortha possessing the male genitalia felt their hormonal needs excurse through their troll-like anatomy as they induced the sight of Chikaru in a stunning obsidian elfin armor into pure ecstasy, giving them ten fucking orgasms in the matter of five minutes. The male population possessing an erected phallus muted and other beings with fallopian tubes quieted down as well.
"Gathorthians, I bring thee the head of the cursed bestiality of Galianthus!"
She held the cranium skull of the serpentine Galianthus, making the larynx of the trollus creatures vibrate through the auditorium.
"We praise thy bravery, Chikaru! Thy now are our new Ragnorok of this centennial era."
The Valkyrie spirits's excited vaginas exploded in happiness when the new generation was announced by the people of Gathortha.
And then, an extravagant feast relished the long-oaked table from the holy spirits of mythicus in the holy dining room of the Gathorthian castle.
"May the Fuckworths always be with you, Chikaru! And we thank yee for this lavishing meal!"
"Thank you for your fuck sake's and concern. I have slewn the mighty feared creature and thus giving you freedom to whatever thy desires. Feel free to eat until your invertabratic esophagus explodes. But first, hear me on out. From now on...I will be known as..."
The greenium creatures waited for their new ruler's announcement.
"...Chiakru! God of the Japanese Azn Queens! And also the new god of the restored Gathorthian land!"
And so the inception of the Great Feast hath started.
A/N: LOLOL I'm not doing this again!1!1