Hello it's ssbbman888 back again for another fanfiction. This time the ponies are on earth! Will be rated M for sex, gore, and language. I do not own My Little Pony, all those rights go to Hasbro. Song rights go to their respected bands. Game titles go to their respected developers. Hope you enjoy-ssbbman888

Chapter 1-Welcome, ponies

Suicide. That was the only option left for Jack. He had nothing left to live for. The only reason he kept living was... He really didn't know. The only thing that caused him a bit of hesitation were the six My Little Pony plushies that he had on his table.

He was a brony. That's what caused so much hate at school. He had been bullied throughout his school life, but it soared when people learned about his secret My Little Pony love. His parents hated him too. His parents never cared for him much, even though he tried to do things for them. When he moved out when he was eighteen, he had never been happier.

But it all came down to this. He had the pistol in his hand, an M1911 passed down throughout his family. He had stolen it when he left, even though it was his property. He looked at his pony plushies and said, "I guess this is goodbye."

He was about to seal the deal when he heard a voice. It sounded vaguely like Twilight Sparke. The voice said "We can't let this happen! I think it's time to show ourselves."

There was a blinding flash of light.

He had to shield his eyes from the brightness.

When he saw what was in front of him he nearly fainted. The plushies weren't there. In front of him stood six beautiful mares. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity.

"Um... Hello?" Twilight asked Jack. Right there and then, Jack fainted.

When Jack awoke, pistol still in hand, he saw the six ponies looking at him curiously. He could barley believe his eyes. "Pardon my language, but holy shit. How did you guys turn from plushies to... Actual ponies? Oh and by the way, the name's Jack."

Twilight responded, "Well... Jack, Princess Celestia wanted to send some ponies to the world of creatures called humans. I guess we arrived as... Plushies. We never revealed ourselves because you would probably freak out."

Jack could not wrap his brain around the concept that ponies came to earth as plushies, but he enjoyed their company none-the-less. "Well, if you came here to learn about earth, I'll give you a quick summary of current events. The earth is pretty screwed up right now. Russia, a country far away, I'll show you a globe later, has invaded Ukraine, specifically Crimea. The world has been teetering on the edge of world war three for about sixty or so years now, but go-"

Twilight cut me off. "World war three!? Your world has gone into a world wars two other times!? How many wars has you world gone into?!"

I chuckled somberly and replied, "Too many to count. The worst part about world war three is that with all the nuclear weapons that nations have made, we could destroy earth three times over."

Everypony seemed horrified beyond belief at that. "Let's see what else... Oh Terrorists in the middle east had been bombing places with suicide bombers and the like, a Malaysian airplane has now been missing for a while, so all-in-all, our world has basically gone to shit." Everypony gasped loudly, especially Rarity.

I looked at a clock, it was late in the day, around 9:00 PM, but I wanted to show them some of my technology. I brought them into my 'office' and I turned on a computer and brought up google. "So in here I do work with computers. Now you can mess around with them." My troll mode was engaged, "But remember, never look up My Little Pony rule 34. I have to get a shower, so don't come into the bathroom O.K.?"The ponies nodded their heads.

As I was turning on my shower I heard Rainbow Dash say, "Let's look up this My Little Pony rule 34."

Fluttershy's voice was next. "Do you think that's a good idea? He told us not to look it up."

Rainbow Dash snorted a bit and said, "Come on what's the worst that could happen?"

I heard the unmistakable tapping of keys on the keyboard, followed by some horrified gasps and a giant squeak from Fluttershy. I heard Twilight speak, "Wha... Wha... Fluttershy... What are you doing with Rainbow?"

"Why in equestria would anybody create such horrific pictures?" Rarity asked nopony in particular.

I facepalmed and yelled from the bathroom, "DID YOU GIRLS LOOK UP MY LITTLE PONY RULE 34!?"

Fluttershy eeped and I could hear nervous laughter from the office, Rainbow spoke, "Um... No?"

I sighed, put on some pants and a shirt, and went into the office. The didn't even take the picture away from the screen. It was a picture of Fluttershy getting her pussy licked by Rainbow Dash while Rainbow was... Hoofing her own vagina. "God damnit girls, out of all the things you had to look up..." I felt my paints strain. I Sighed, looked down, and saw my boner caving my pants. "Great. Now I have a boner. Fuck this is awkward." I muttered to myself, hoping the girls didn't see it.

All the girls were blushing, and I closed the browser window, but brought it back up so they could look up other stuff. "Now if you excuse me, I need to get back to my shower..."

I went back to my shower, but I could still hear hem talking. "Do you think that there are pictures of... Me?" I could hear Rarity ask.

"Oh, shit" I said to myself.

I heard the clicks of my keyboard, and more gasps. "Applejack, what am I doing with you!?"

I heard Applejack's southern draw, "Ah don't know, but you better ain't be doin' that to me ya hear?"

"Why would I EVER think of doing that to you." Rarity said, shocked.

Pinkie Pie spoke up next, "Oh! Oh! Me next! Me next!"

Twilight was immediately against this. "Pinkie Pie, I don't think that's a good ideaaaahhhh!"

There was a whoosh, some typing, and then a balloon deflating. Pinkie's mane. One word made me laugh. "Gummy?"

I heard a knock on the bathroom door. "What's so funny tough guy?" RD.

I lied to her, I wanted to see if Twilight would fall into my trap. "Oh, I was just remembering a joke that someone told me. Don't worry about it." I heard Twilight next.

"Well, one of us has to be safe, right?" I thought, "oh hohoho you are so fucking wrong."

More typing, more gasps. "Twilight, what the hay are you doing with Celestia?!"

A shocked Twilight spoke, "I'm apparently having intercourse with her with a strap-on... I'm sorry princess..."

I had finished my shower by then. I put on some clothes and left the bathroom. When I got to the office the ponies were horrified. "Why would anypony put up pictures like this?" Fluttershy asked.

Oh, shit was this about to get awkward. "Well, some people... Enjoy this stuff. They... Get off to it if you know what I mean."

They all knew what I meant. "So you mean that people masturbate to these pictures!?" Rainbow screamed at me.

"Um... Yeah." was all I could muster out. "There is worse stuff though. There is one fanfiction called 'cupcakes'." Pinkie Pie smiled at the name. "I haven't read it, but from what I can infer from other people, the story goes like this; Rainbow Dash goes to sugarcube corner, but gets drugged or somthing and is taken to the basement by Pinkie Pie. In the basement, Rainbow sees corpses of other ponies, namely Fluttershy, Twilight, and Applejack, and Rainbow herself is strapped to a table. Pinkie proceedes to torture Rainbow and slowly kill her in an unbelievably agonizing way and turns her into cupcakes. The description still gives me chills"

When I finished the last sentence, everypony looked absolutely horrified, especially Rainbow. Pinkie's smile was gone and was replaced by an absolutely terrified look. They were too scared to speak. "There's also another one called Sweet Apple Massacre, and in that one, Big Mac captures the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and rapes them, tortures them, and kills them one by one."

Applejack had a look like she had just seen death. I did not blame her one bit. Twilight spoke up. "But... How... WHY IN CELESTIA WOULD ANYPONY DO THAT!?"

I wasn't shocked by this outrage, so I calmly replied, "Well, humans are just sadistic creatures. We enjoy other people's pain. Some stuff is so terrible though, that a lot of people could be very hurt by it. Take the 9/11 terrorist attacks for an example. Or the Holocaust."

Fluttershy said in an even more reserved voice than usual, "What happen in those events?"

I replied somberly, "I'll start with the 9/11 terrorist attacks first. On September 11, 2001, four planes, which are like birds, but made of metal and much, much larger, were hijacked by middle eastern terrorists. Two of them crashed into the World Trade Centers in new york, one crashed into the Pentagon in Washington D.C., and another was taken back under control by the passengers, but crashed in a field in Pennsylvania. The death toll was over 3,000 American innocent lives lost. It also sparked an around thirteen year war in the middle east."

The ponies were taken aback, even more so by the fanfictions, unsurprisingly. I went on. "If you think this was bad, then you will be horrified to hear about the genocide that was the Holocaust. The Holocaust was a period of time during world war two where German forces rounded up Jews, Homosexuals, Gypsies, and other ethnic groups and put them into concentration or death camps. Over eleven million people died in those camps. Two-thirds of the European Jewish population in europe was killed during the Holocaust. The ways that they were killed were horrifying as well. Prisoners could've been shot, overworked, killed by malnutrition, killed by disease, or put into gassing chambers, where Germans used a pesticide to kill the inmates."

The ponies were crying by the end of my talk. I felt bad for them, so I hugged each one of them in a big group hug. I tried to pull away after five minutes, but they wouldn't let go. I decided that it couldn't hurt to hold them for longer, so I held on.

When they released their grip on me Twilight spoke. "That's *sniff* horrible how could anypony... Or anybody do such a horrible thing?"

I looked down at the girls and said, "The worst thing is that the person who ordered the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler, thought that he was doing the right thing."

The ponies' mouths opened wide to this. Rainbow said with a lot of malice in her voice, "That mother bucker! I swear if I get my hooves on that bucker I will-"

I stopped her. "You won't be able to get your hooves on him. He committed suicide when he was about to lose the war."

The ponies looked... Relived at that? Has the world already started to corrupt them? Twilight stopped for a second and then spoke up. "Hey, how do a lot of people already know about us? I thought that we were supposed to come here secretly."

I was a bit hesitant to tell them the truth, but I decided to anyway. "Well, you girls have a television show about you called My Little Pony. It was intended for little girls, but it turned out that a lot of male teenagers liked the show and stared the 'Brony' fad. I myself am a brony. Your lives have been documented for the last few years, but I don't know if it's accurate or not. Do you want to watch an episode?"

The ponies slowly nodded, so I brought them downstairs to my living/gaming room, turned on the TV, got Netflix up, and played the first episode. As the show played, I could see the ponies look at the screen with wonder and surprise.

When the first episode ended, Twilight looked around and said, "That was... very accurate. That's actually kind of scary how accurate it is."

Well, I knew that the show was accurate then (You don't fucking say!?). "People have made tons of fan-made stuff as well. I have some of the pictures as my background for my computer. Here, come take a look."

I brought them into my office again, and turned on my computer. "Just wait here a little bit... There we go. One of my favorite pictures!" The picture was a Walking Dead & My Little Pony crossover picture (Look up friendship is survival to get what I'm talking about).

The ponies mouths were hanging open at sight of the picture. I laughed and said, "My two favorite parts about this picture is how absolutely badass Rarity looks with that sniper and Fluttershy with the pistol."

The ponies looked at me, then back at the picture. I turned off my computer. "Well I guess that's enough for now. It's pretty late too, we should probably go to bed soon..."

Then I saw a problem... kind of "There's one thing though." They looked up at me and I said, "I only have six beds, so one of you will have to sleep with me."

All of us blushed a bit. After a while I spoke, "I'll have a friendly competition to see who will sleep with me first... Not like it's a privilege to sleep with me or anything though."

Rarity asked, "What do you mean it's not a privilege? Are you not a good... Bedmate?"

She and I blushed at the last part "It's not like that, it's just that I'm nothing special so... Yeah." I responded sheepishly.

Awkward silence. "So, I'll put your names on separate pieces of paper, and draw a random slip one by one. Whoever gets picked first, gets to sleep with me first, second drawn sleeps with me second and so on. Sound good?"

A/N I felt like such a pimp when writing that part... I have no idea why though :3

The ponies nodded their heads, so I got a piece of computer paper and tore off six pieces. I wrote their names on the pieces of paper separately, and put then in a cup. To make it short, Twilight got first, Fluttershy got second, Pinkie Pie got third, Rarity got fourth, Rainbow got fifth, and Applejack got last. "Well, I guess I'll lead everypony to their beds, well everypony exept for Twilight."

I brought the ponies around my house, surprisingly enough, my parents bought me a semi-mansion before I left them. I have no idea why they did this, and it was paid in full also.

After I lead the ponies to their respected rooms, Twilight and I went into my bedroom. "So Twilight, how was your day today, not counting all the sad stuff... Which I guess was most of the day, but still how was it?"

Twilight smiled and said, "Well, I met you, so that's pretty cool. I also know that the earth is a very dangerous place."

I smiled back. I was about to get into the bed, but I stopped and asked, "Twilight do you mind if I sleep in my boxers?"

Twilight blushed a bit. "It's your house, so you can do whatever you want."

I started to take off my shirt and pants, and Twilight bushed harder, "Wow, you have some muscles!" I don't like to brag, but I do have some pretty big muscles. I work out every day, so yeah. I got some muscles.

We started to get into the bed, about a foot of space between us. We quickly fell asleep. After an hour I heard Twilight speak. "Jack, I'm scared. I keep getting nightmares of those things that you told us about."

My heart was tugging at me, feeling such overwhelming amounts of guilt for telling them about that shit. "Come here into my arms, I got you Twi."

I felt the bed shift, and Twilight's soft coat on my skin. She laid her head on my neck, but made sure that her horn didn't poke me. I hugged her softly, like a big teddy bear. She was very warm.

I felt my boxers strain, "Thank god Twilight isn't feeling that. That would be so awkward." I thought to myself. What would my next day bring with my new pony friends? What should I show them? What can I do with them? Can I find myself to become more than friends?... How would other people react?... No... If I do decide to go further, nobody will know. All these thoughts were swimming through my head as I fell asleep with a very cute Twilight in my arms.

Well, I know this is not what the poll result is, that is still going on, it's just that I wrote a lot of this one day, and I wanted to finish it. So, um, the poll is still going on, so you should check that out on my profile page. The poll will go on until the end of the tenth chapter of My Little Pony: Starting Again. This story will be updated on saturdays and sundays, because I have the most free time on those days. Other than that, not much else to write about. Hope you have a good day/night/afternoon-ssbbman888