Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Maximum Ride. Because James Patterson and Mrs. Meyer said crazy little girls that have blonde hair can't own it.
Chapter 1: Introduction
Avery: Hello and welcome to Twilight & Maximum Ride: Truth or Dare! I've seen a couple of these online and I wanted to try it out. I'll try to be as original as I can. This is how it will work: you send in truths or dares, and I'll force the Twilight and Maximum Ride characters to do as instructed. Simple right? Before I begin I would like to tell you about myself. I am a girl who loves black clothes. I also love high heels. My mom says I need a straight jacket (I have such a kind and caring mother right? Please note heavy sarcasm) and my so called friends think I'm weird and crazy. I also LOVE Twilight and Maximum Ride!
Julianne: *knocks on door and comes in* Avery! What are you doing?
Avery: This is my evil minion Julianne.
Julianne: *slaps avery* For the hundredth time im not your evil minion!
Avery: *growls at Julianne* I'm filming my first ever Twilight & Maximum Ride: Truth or Dare episode. I've kidnapped all the Twilight and Maximum Ride characters.
Julianne: REALLY? SO YOU HAVE MY BELOVED FANG?
Avery: Yes, I do.
Julianne: CAN I MEET HIM?
Avery: No.
Julianne: Please?
Avery: No.
Julianne: Please?
Avery: No.
Julianne: PLEASE! I'll be eternally grateful.
Avery: *sighs* I guess. You'll be my co-host for today.
Julianne: Okay. *whispers to Avery* Does this mean we get to use the fang-shirt-off inator? Then we will get to see his six pack!
Avery: Maybe later. Here under curtain 1 is the Twilight cast!
Avery's magic pixie minions (that dress in black of course) lift curtain 1. The Twilight characters were super glued to the chairs.
Edward: Where are we?
Jacob: I can't move!
Bella: We're kidnapped!
Edward: Alice you should have seen this coming!
Alice: So you think this is my fault.
Rosalie: Yeah it kind of is shortie! *glares at Alice*
Avery: *hands Julianne an air horn*
Julianne: *uses the air horn and screams* BE QUIET! *hands Avery back the air horn*
The Twilight characters stop arguing
Avery: Thank you Julianne.
Julianne: *nods*
Avery: Everyone calm down, I will explain what is happening after we open the 2 curtain. Pixies please open the curtain.
Pixies: Yes The All Powerful One. *open the 2 curtain*
Max: I'm super glued to my chair!
Gasman: We should have thought to do this Iggy.
Fang: Let us go!
Nudge: Who are they? *points to the Twilight characters*
Rosalie: Those freaks probably had something to do with this *points to the Maximum Ride characters*
Max: We're super glued to the chairs too why do you think we had a part in this?
Maximum Ride and the Twilight characters argue amongst themselves
Avery: *pulls out her tazer threatingly* Stop arguing!
Characters: *exchange nervous glances*
Gasman: How come she gets a tazer?
Avery: Because I'm the All Powerful One.
Julianne: Avery your not the All Powerful One you just brainwashed the poor pixies to call you that.
Avery: *ignores Julianne* It works on sparkly vampires, werewolves, avian/human hybrids and everything in-between. Anyway viewers please send in your truth or dares to me and I'll force the character to do it. I'll see you next time!
Julianne: Bye! *waves and mouths 'Hi mom!'*
Authors Note: Bella is not a vampire yet just in case you were wondering. This is my first ever fanfic so please don't trash it. And I would send you virtual cookies if you review.