"I'm Question Mark, and I'm wondering: Is it wrong for two friends to compete for the affection of one person? Pronto, any comments?"
"Well, I think, and I speak from personal experience here, that if two friends are competing for one girl, than there should be a set of rules. A list of "Do's and Dont's" that both parties agree on. How about you, Smog?"
"I agree with Pronto. If they competed for her affection, then the rules would bring out the best in the competitors, thus making the choice easier."
"Hold on you guys." Shady Lane interrupted. "You say 'compete' like I- she's a trophy."
"But she is a trophy. The best prize anyone could win-" Pronto said.
"Or be won over by." Smog interrupted.
"Hmm... Interesting. I'm Question Mark, and I'm wondering: What are your views on this subject callers?"
Smog held up a chalkboard that said "Entropy, line 6".
"Ed, Ted, you're on the air." Question Mark said smiling.
"Theodore and I agree with Pronto and Smog. Many a time have we competed over the affection of a common love interest, but someone keeps breaking the rules."
Ted could be heard saying, "Only 'cause you broke them first, Eduard!" off phone.
"Thanks guys, Cap'n E-dawg, you're on Radio Free Roscoe."
"Uh, yeah, I was wondering if yous' guys could help me with something?"
"We'll do what we can Cap'n!" Pronto said in his Scotty voice.
"Well, I like this chick, but I don't think she even knows I'm alive."
"Would you like to share the name of this crush on-air?" Smog questioned.
"Why not? Her name is Lily Randall."