CHAPTER 1
Kayce: Mom are we there yet?
Mrs. Jones : No honey, we're not
Kayce: Why do we have to go to stupid Canada anyway?
Mrs. Jones: So you can get a better treatment
*Kayce's brother Josh hits her on the arm*
Josh: Ha ha!! I got you!!
Kayce: ARG!!! JOSH!!!!!!!
Mrs. Jones: Children settle down
Josh: But mom!!
Mrs. Jones: Don't "But mom" me we're here
Kayce: Oh Joy!!!!! NOT!
*Kayce slowly gets out of the car*
Kayce: This place doesn't even smell like South Carolina much less even look like it
*Josh runs into the house and up to the stairs*
Josh: I've got first dibs to the room on the right!!
*Kayce walks inside the house*
Mrs. Jones: I wish your father was here to see this.. but I bet he's looking down on it in heaven.
Kayce: yeah…