How to annoy Vladimir and Stefan
Ask if they are from Budapest.
Ask them why the heck it's taken so long for them to get revenge. Telling them they must suck at revenge if it's taken them this long.
Play manele constantly.
Sing the Romanian national anthem badly whilst substituting the word for downright stupid ones.
Throw water balloons at them as they walk past.
Sing brown paper bags over and over.
If they try to walk away jump on one of their backs and scream it in their ear.
Walk right up to their faces and tell them you're on to them, and so is the government. Then walk away leaving no explanation.
When they walk in throw garlic at them.
When the walk in hold up a crucifix whilst throwing holy water at them.
Ask them about their revenge, whilst they are talking just walk out of the room suddenly.
Call them both doctor fang.
Tell Stefan he needs to work out more as he is developing mobs.
Remind them how their arses got kicked by the Volturi.
Tell Vladimir that his cape males him look like a girl.
Dress up as Dracula and scream in a stereotypically Romanian accent "I want to suck your blooooooood" and jump over the stairs at them.
Every time they talk about their revenge plan say " ahh yes yes good plan, they'll never see it coming."
Get really Irish and ask them why they don't just stick a few pipe bombs around their castle.
Throw bags of Tayto cheese and onion at them.
Stare at them until the stare back and pull the creepiest face you can.
Insist that Stefan is secretly a girl and that you know cuz his mobs gave it away.
Yell to Vladimir, "ermahgash does Stefan know about you and the muffin man?"