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SONIC AND THE SEX
CHAPTER 1
The Tip of the Iceberg
Once upon a time, there was a terrible college, and a cool adult called Sonic. Sonic had gone to the college to get his degree but the school sucked! He was still a freshman and a hedgehog. He was sleeping when his ipod woke him up. He got a text message from Knuckles saying that Sonic could never slap him. Sonic didn't like Knuckles saying that, and that reminded him that he had to get up and go to school. Sonic didn't want to get up but he had to so he did woke up and decided to go to school. Sonic skips school alot so he might not have gone. Sonic is really cool and swag so he is popular and has a GirlFriend. He was running really fast down the stairs and out the door when he noticed that he has forgotten his shoes. He puts them on and runs onto the road. Sonic had met tails and knuckles in a study group for a class. That class was Running 103.
Sonic sees Tails and Knuckles going to school on the sidewalk and he slaps knuckles and starts laughing. Knuckles was wrong and sonic could slap him after all. Knuckles didn't fall over because he is strong and takes steroids since he is a trouble maker. Tails and Knuckles were Sonic's two best friends in the world. Tails was smart and Knuckles was evil. Knuckles always disobeyed the way of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ. Sonic didn't care though because Knuckles was a good sexer and sonic wanted to have a ThreeWay with knuckles and his girl friend. Knuckles said Sonic was a fat gay and Sonic punched his face because Sonic was just so cool. Sonic and Knuckles were friends AND enemies at the same time so this was normal. Tails was just really smart and he made a future predict device. Sonic was also friends with a sweet girl "Cream", a annoying girl "Amy", team chaotix "Vector, Charmy, Espio", and a fat cat "Big". Amy suddenly calls him and asks to be his girlfriend. This is what Amy does to people.
Sonic said bye to Knuckles and Tails and went to his first class witch was human studies. He hated this part a college he only liked gym cause he could pwn people there. Sonic walked down the isle and saw a huge room with all of these seats and someone talking in the middle. A professor! Sonic really thought it was all wow. "Hello class" says the professor. "Today we will be studying human parts. Can anyone lend me one of ther body parts so we can compare human and animal parts please?" and the professor pulls down a big board. Sonic took a pocket knife and cut off his ballsack.
He knew he'd regret this, but he did it anyways. Hedgehog's can regrow gentiles so it is ok to do."Thank you mister uhhh...what is your name?". "The name's sonic, sonic the hedgehog" says Sonic holding up his ballsack and putting his feet on the chair of the person infront of him. The class thought he was oh very cool so they applauded him. The professor hated all the noise. Sonic handed the ballsack to the professor, but he put it on her face. "Detention, Mr. Hedgehog!" said the professor. Sonic was used to this but he was tired of it and this awful school, so he just said no and ran away very fast.
When Sonic was running away from the professor in the most goodliest way down the hallway, he runs past tails but not seeing him. tails couldn't go to his first period because he'd been kidnapped by some bullies. Tails was in a pickle literally because shadow who was one of the bullies was taking his pants off an looking at his pickle. shadow said tails has an exquisite penis because it is so small. Tails had puberty problems so people often teased him about his tiny penis, but no one had actually seen it before now except Sonic! Don't worry, Shadow wasn't going to be sexing with him. instead he was putting viagra on the penis to embarrass him. Tails was not popular and cool like sonic or shadow or knuckles so he was sad that he had a boner and it was embarrassing him. When Tails goes home, he is sad.
Most of those people went back to a dorm room to sleep but not sonic. When the dorm assignment came to him he rips it and was tossing it on the ground saying I hate dorms. He had his own apartment and didn't wanna be ina stupid dorm! There were always sex sounds coming from other beds and Tails and Knuckles had to share a bed. Sonic liked sleeping at a good home so he went to sleep in his normal bed. Knuckles and Tails could not go there tho because the beds were all cramped in the dorm and there were pizza and poop smells everywhere. Across from them was the team chaotix dorm which belonged to Espio and Charmy and Vector. Knuckles liked them and Tails despises them.
The next day, Sonic was walking home from school, when all of a sudden he saw Tails flying with his tails. "YO TAILS!" said Sonic to Tails. "How are u Tails?" said Sonic to Tails. Sonic noticed that Tails was crying. "What is wrong there, Tails" asked Sonic, noticing his penis was becoming hard. "All the bullies at school sprayed viagra gas on me" said Tails pointing to his massive erection. "Anyone around me will also have an erection"said Tails. That was why Sonic was horny. All of a sudden Sonic was thinking of having the sex on tails but then he decided not to because he had a girlfriend and Tails was his friend and it would be weird so he chose not to sex Tails up. He has to help tails instead but how? HE NEEDED KNUCKLES!
The next day Sonic goes to school as usual when Knuckles come up to him and punched him in his butthole. "Lol u suck m8" said Knuckles. Sonic realizes that he still had leftover viagra gas from when Sonic had gotten viagra gas rubbed off on him from the day before so he put the gas inside of the penis of Knuckles. The penis swelled up cause viagra gas is just too much when it is inside a penis. The penis of Knuckles shrank back though because there wasn't much viagra and he was a fuck. Sonic did this to show Knuckles how embarrassing it is for everyone to see your dick when it's hard!. "Hey not cool sonic" said Knuckles. "I'm showing you how embarrassing it is for everyone to see your dick when it's hard!" explained Sonic. Why asked knuckles. "Because it happened to tails and we have to help him get happy again!" screams Sonic in Knuckles ear. Knuckles agrees, and they are off.