AD: Hey, everyone! It's me again. I just had a random idea to write this. I was in a comical mood. I'll be looking for you guys' idea. Thanks! Review please!
Disclaimer: I. Do Not. Own. Kingdom Hearts! Or the ideas I got this from: OrgyLIX. THEY ROCK!
ORGY 13 RANDOMNESS!
Chapter One
The Answering Machine Incident
Xemnas: You have reached the Superior's answering machine. I am not here at the moment…or your caller ID came up and I just don't want to talk to you. Leave a message.
…
Now what do I do? Is that it?
Saix: I think so, Sir.
Xemnas: Ahh, Saix, so nice of you to visit.
Saix: I've been here for ten minutes, Sir.
Xemnas: I see…Are you ready to finish last night
Saix: …Are you still holding down that button?
Xemnas: Yes.
BEEP!
Xigbar: Superior dude! Uhmm, something's wrong with the gravity on the second floor, well my floor really …but don't worry! I'll find a way to reverse it…I think…I wish I paid more attention in Physics class…
BEEP!
Vexen: Uhh, heheh, don't bother me…or come down into the lab. I am running extremely dangerous experiments at the moment. Heheheh, it'll be a scientific moment!
Zexion: Vexen…something's happening with the mixture.
Vexen: Oh yes, Zexion is with me.
Zexion: Why are we doing this again..?
Vexen: We are doing this…for SCIENCE!
Zexion: Right…
BEEP!
Xemnas: Hello, Self. I am calling you from the past. You will receive this message in the future. That's kind of neat, isn't it?
BEEP!
Axel: Heheh, hello, this is Mario, from the, uhh, pizza place from down the street. Yeah, that's right! Heeheehee.
Roxas: You are not calling him right now, Axel.
Axel: Well, I'm kinda bored right now, Roxas.
Roxas: Are you still talking to him right now?
Axel: Aww, Damnit, Roxas! You messed it up.
Roxas: Real smart, Axel.
BEEP!
Xaldin: Superior, I went to water Marluxia's garden like you told me to do…I wouldn't go down there if I were you. He's not on his mission. He's with Larxene… *long sigh* Yeah… There's also pie in the kitchen.
BEEP!
Luxord: I just wanted to let you know that there are some strange…blobbish things roaming around the castle. I don't know why I even bother reporting this…you never actually do anything in these situations anyway…can I erase my message?
BEEP!
Vexen: Err, the experiment went terribly wrong. Uhh, don't be alarmed if you find blobs around the castle.
Zexion: Vexen, what the hell is that thing?!
Vexen: It's only Nicolas…he's just…mutated?
Zexion: Mice don't do that, mice don't do that!
Vexen: Oh, you little wuss. Haven't you seen mutated mice multiply before?
Zexion: No!
BEEP!
Larxene: XEMNAS! My room is floating! My bed is in the air. Fix it…NOW!
BEEP!
Xigbar: Superior dude! Uhhh, I accidentally made floors twelve and nine loose gravity…so…ummm, I'll fix it, I swear! Ugh, I just wanted to walk on the ceiling!
BEEP!
Demyx: Superior, uhh, I really don't know how to tell you this, but something happened to my room…I'm walking on the ceiling. That's not natural! Is it? Ummm, *sniff* I wanna go home!
BEEP!
Marluxia: I require more room for my precious flowers. Well, that and for Larxene. It would be nice for my room to be bigger too…
BEEP!
Zexion: Xemnas, I'm trapped in the corner of the lab and there are giant mutated mice everywhere! Send help!
BEEP!
Diz: Hello, Xemnas, I'm just calling you to let you know that I have kidnapped one of your little members. Roxas, in fact.
Roxas: Uhh, could you leave my room?
Diz: Shh, I'm making the demands. But I will give him back for some technology equipment and control over you Nobodies and the castle. If not, I can always just throw him over the bridge we're standing on.
Roxas: We're sitting in my room.
Diz: That's nice, little boy. I'm kind of busy at the moment.
Roxas: Yeah, talking to an answering machine.
BEEP!
Vexen: Ahem, do not let the mutated mice touch fire. Uhh, heheh, warn the others…QUICKLY, damnit!
BEEP!
Larxene: My hair…My hair, damnit…MY PERFECT BEAUTIFUL HAIR! Someone is going to DIE for this! Mark my words, Xemnas; one of your precious Nobodies is going to DIE!
BEEP!
Roxas: Uhhh, Superior? Larxene is storming around the castle yelling about how someone messed up her hair. Heheh, it does look funny since it's standing up and everything, but she kinda injured Diz and just…left. Just thought I'd let you know. Umm, bye.
BEEP!
Demyx: So, uhh, Larxenecameintomyroomyellingaboutherherthenshesawthattherewasno gravityinmyroomandsheblamedmeforherhairandchasedmeintothekitchen wheretherewasthisgiantmonsterandAxelsetitonfireandandandandand
BEEP!
Xigbar: Ooops, sorry!
BEEP!
Luxord: Alright, don't worry about the messes today, Superior. I took things into my own hands and turned time back around. *shiver* You do not want to know what happened. The castle exploded with giant disgusting things crawling everywhere. It was a little funny, Zexion was crying and Larxene was screaming something like 'That's what we get for messing up her hair'. Unfortunately, Marluxia was chasing Larxene trying to fix her hair…naked. Quite a lot actually. It ruined my evening. Anyway, time has been set before the catastrophe began. And I've stolen that…mouse thing. Ugh, I think I'll drop it in Wonderland. Also, you might want to change that answering machine message…it's a little…well, just change would you?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
NO NEW MESSAGES
Xemnas: Oh my…
Saix: What is it, Sir?
Xemnas: I can not believe my past self just said 'hi' to me! It is a miracle!
Saix: Uhh, yes, of course, Sir…can we change that message now?
Xemnas: I think not, but that reminds me. Where were we?
Saix: …
AD: Hahahah! I hoped you guys liked it! It turned out a lot like that one thing I saw. Aww, think, mind, think! Well, I don't own it anyway. I need some ideas for future ideas. So if you guys could help thanks!
Please review!
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