Once upon a time the main character from Persona 3 was working on his Social Link with Maiko, the girl at the shrine. She was crying, and said her fuckin' bastard of a dad hit her when she asked why they were divorcing. Then her piece of shit mom said it was her fault. As Chad Warden would say : "I don't know about you, but that shit aint ballin'!" No, it wasn't ballin' at all, and Main Character-kun decided to help her out.

Main character needs a name, by the way. I think I'll call him John, because that's my name. Anyway, John took a while responding to Maiko, because he was busy checking for the best response on gamefaqs, but eventually he answered.

"That's horrible, Maiko! What are you gonna do?"

"I've got no choice. I need to run away."

"I agree. If that's how they reacted you should get da hell outta there! Do you want to stay at my dorm?"

"Sure, I'll go get my stuff." John nodded and waited at the shrine while she went home, got her stuff and came back. Then they walked back to the dorm.

"Welcome back." Yukari said as they walked in. "Say, who's the little girl you brought?"

"Her name's Maiko. She ran away from home, so I told her she could live here now."

Mitsuru nodded. "Good choice, John. I'm sure she'll fit right in."

"And besides," Ikustsuki added, "I can tell she's got the gift."

"You mean this girl can use a persona?" Akihiko asked.

"Hell yeah!" Maiko said with confidence. "And I don't need one of those silly guns either. I can summon my persona by myself like in Persona 4.

"Wow, that's great!" Fuuka said. "You'll be a big help."

"Damn right I will!" Maiko gave a thumbs up. "By the way, that Ikutsuki guy is gonna betray you near the end of the game. Just sayin'."

Everyone was shocked, and then they got mad at Ikutsuki.

"That girl is sharp." Ikutsuki grumbled. "But so is this knife!" He threw a knife at Maiko, but she caught it in midair. Then Aigis shot Ikutsuki.

"Dammit! If only he didn't bring Maiko here." Then Ikutsuki died.

"Target E-liminated." Said Aigis.

"Way to go, Aigis!" Said Koromaru, but he said it in dog speak so Aigis had to translate.

"He said 'way to go, Aigis.'" Said Aigis.

"Now, then. Since you have a Persona do you know anything about Strega?" Mitsuru asked.

"Strega? Those pieces o' shit? Man, I beat those mothafuckas so bad they'll never think of talkin' to me again."

"Even Chidori?" Junpei asked.

"The redhead? Man, she was the easiest ass to kick."

"I'll kill you!" Then Junpei pulled out his sword, but Maiko summoned her persona. It was the most powerful persona ever, and it absorbed slash, pierce, strike, fire, ice, wind and electric, and reflected light, dark and almighty. Her persona grabbed Junpei by the head. Then she threw him into the wall and when he fell back to the floor, she started punching him hard. He tried to say 'I'm sorry' but Maiko hit him with Ziodyne and he put him in a coma.

"Let's party!" Said Ken. Then everybody partied except Junpei, but they threw him out a window and everyone thought he was just one of the lost.

To be Continued