WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SCOT?
Hi, I'm Scot. Everyone thinks I'm dead but
I'm not. STEVE died, not me.
And yet no one seems to remember
that I'm here. What, you don't believe me? Alright, I'll prove it.
Scot gets up and walks over to where Kate, Sawyer, Jack, Sayid,
Michael, and Hurly are standing, discussing what to do about the
others.
" HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M HERE AND I'M NOT DEAD! LA LA
LA! BLAH BLAH BLAH! SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!" Scot screams, dancing
around.
"Isn't he dead?" Kate asks, watching him
dance.
"Huh? Oh, I don't know. Anyway..." Jack says,
going back to talking.
"See? It doesn't matter what I do!
They just ignore me! And it's not just my fellow castaways, the
writers keep killing off us regular characters and bringing in new
ones! And I'm the one that has to suffer! Well, I guess the people
who die get it pretty bad too.."
Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Hurly,
and Michael walk past him to go fight the others or what ever.
"I
know what's going to happen to them: They're going to get kidnapped
by the others. While the writers were busy ignoring me, I stole the
script. I could tell them, but this is what they get for ignoring me!
Maybe once their all kidnapped, they'll see how wrong they've been to
ignore me! THEN YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! MAWHAHAHAHAH!"
"I
could have sworn he died..." said Kate.
END NOTES: Well, how short! But there will be other chapters. Now please review, or you'll make me sad.