OK PEOPLE THIS IS MY FIRST STORY SO CUT ME SOME SLACK AIGHT!?
ok good...here's my characters for this story:
Rocker- a girl who will kick your ass if you call her a guy and/or upset her
Jumper- stupid...very, very stupid...
Barney- annoying purple dinosaur whom we should all know by now unless you come from another planet
Ernie- world's sweetest chipmunk
Dark Lord Of Teletubbies- DON'T ASK I NEEDED SOMEONE EVILLE AND ANNOYING!!!!!
Chipmunk Overlord- Ernie's master
Talop- very annoying kid
Haloprince- just as annoying as Talop
" and this is the narrator!"
WARNING!- this story conatins alot of jumping off cliffs and breaking out into songs! If you get a laugh out of those things then please continue reading!
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" Ok, jumper had just secretly entered the Dark Lord Of Teletubbies lair. He was then abandon by Rocker who jumped off a cliff and then he was caught by the teletubbies and sentenced to death. In desperate attemps to escape, he also jumped off the cliff. He found Rocker, but then he found something worse than the teletubbies..."
Barney: I LOVE YOU!! LET'S SING A SONG!!!!
Jumper:...no...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "takes a breath" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Rocker: I'll save you, tim! Just give me a minute to eat this burrito...
"breaks out in song"
I LOVE MY BURRITO!! SO SOFT AND CHEWY!!!!! I LOVE MY BURRITO!!!!! CHILLI AND CHEESE!!!!!!
Jumper: ...GET ME OUTTA HERE!! Oh, and can you share some of your burrito with me later??? OH! Or maybe a salad????!!!???
Barney: ME TOO!!!!!!
Rocker: NO WAY!! GET YOUR OWN BURRITOS/ SALADS JUMPER AND BARNEY!!!!!!
Jumper: But i love BURRITOS!!!! IT'S CHEESE AND CHILLI...MY...MY FAVE'RITE!!
"jumper breaks out in song"
(SLOW PART AND ALOT LIKE THE MEATBALL SONG) I want rocker's burrito, with chilli and cheese... it looks s0o chewy, and as soft as can be... oh there go's the burrito, digested in rocker's stomach (FAST AND ALOT LIKE THE SONG THAT'S LIKE...A SONG) OH YEAH! BURRITO! OH YEAH BURRITO! BETTER THAN A SALAD! OH YEAH BURRITO!
Jumper: wait...digested in rocker's stomach... I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!
"Chases rocker off a cliff, and then SUDDENLY..."
Barney: I'm sad...
"breaks out in song"
I miss you so, but now you're GONE! I FEEL SO ALONE! AND NOW THAT I'M ALONE... I WANT A TACO!!!!!!!!
Barney: WAIT FOR MEEEEE, AND MY TACO!!!!
"jumps off the cliff..."
Ernie: SQUEEEEAAAAKKKK!!!!
"breaks out in song"
SQEAK! SQUEEEEAAAKKKKKK! I SQEAK AND SQUEAK AND SQUEAK!!!!!!!!
Dark lord of teletubbies: SHUT UP!!!
"breaks out song!!!!!..."
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR VERY! VERY! VERY, STUPID SONG! I WANNA JUMP OFF OF THE CLIFF, TOOOOOO!!!!
"grabs ernie and jumps off the cliff"
Chipmunk Overlord: NOOOOOO!!!!!! ERNIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"breaks out in song"
Ernie, my dear ernie! Why did you go and leave me? I prayed and prayed that wouldn't be captured by the darklord of teletubbies, in a desperate attempted freedom! I hope you're up in heaven with those beautiful women you always dream about!!!!!!!!
Talop: ...
"pushes chipmunk overlord off the cliff and breaks into song"
I...bum...BUm...BUM...
"Haloprince comes and knocks him off the cliff"
Haloprince: YES! NOW HE'S DEAD I AM THE KING OF XBOX AND THE TELETUBBIES!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "takes a breath and talks to his servant for a while..." ok, sorry, were where we? OH YES!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Ok, I'm done..."
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OK PEOPLE I KNOW THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT'S ABOUT IM SORRY I TRIED MY HARDEST!!!! IF YOU ENJOYED IT PLEASE REVIEW AND I WILL POST MORE STORIES!