AN: This is my first futurama fic so please accept my apologies if the characters aren't quite right. This is based on the episode from season 2 called 'Deep South' and is written from Fry's P.O.V. I don't own anything to do with futurama and any reviews are appreciated. Any spelling mistake are my own and possibly on purpose since Fry isn't too bright.
Stupid shipmates! I did see a mermaid, I know I did! I'm not any kind of ocean weirdness. They're the crazy ones because they don't believe me. They'll never believe me so I'll have to find some proof. Great zombie Jesus! I could bring them the head of the mermaid… but she probably wouldn't talk so much if I cut off her head, because it would make her angry at me. I hate how girls do that, always make it so I'm in the wrong, like Leela always does. So I happened to be holding that laser-chainsaw when the ship's steering wheel fell off, it doesn't mean I did it! And Leela started that 'Fry's got ocean madness' stupidness. Oh yeah! The mermaid! So I should go out there and find her and get her to come back here to prove to the crew that she's real. I could give her a tour of the ship and… oh, no she'd not be able to breathe like my goldfish when I tried to take it for a walk! Well I could take the crew with me, but they probably wouldn't go with me cos they think I'm crazy. "Ocean madness. Yeah right it's always something, isn't it?" gasp Wow she came to me, I wonder if mermaids are psychic?