Disclaimer: Me- I OWN YOU JASPER HALE!!!

Jasper- No you don't Stephenie does

Me- I OWN YOU

Jasper- OK I'll call Stef then, (dials number)

Me- (panicing) umm.. thats OK you don't have to do that (grabs phone and closes it)

Jasper- OK who owns twilight and me?

Me- I...Stephanie (frowns)

Jasper-Vey good.

Hey Y'all This is my first fanfic.

Jasper makes a bet with Emmet that he could make the girl sitting next to him fall in love with him. Only to find out it's Alice DUN DUN DUN

I hope you like it.

OK Here we GOOOOOO!!!

JPOV

Just another day in the Cullen household, Alice and Bella are out searching for a new car for Bella, or rather, Alice kidnapped Bella to go steal a car. Emmett is playing Rock Band on the Wii. Emmett is singing and he sounds like a dying horse. Edward is teaching Renesmee how to play Bella's Lullaby on the Piano,(Bella's vampire birthday is coming up soon and Renesmee wants to play that song for Bella). But she has to cut her lesson short because she has to go out with that mangy mutt Jacob. Rosalie,Carlisle and Esme are outside on the field playing baseball they need one more player.

"Hey Eddy, What time is it?" I asked. A snarl ripped in his chest.

"You know I hate it when you call me that. Renesmee, go get ready for your date."

"But Daddy, I have an hour."

"Renesmee, Now, please things are about to get ugly between your uncle Jasper and me." He said looking at her then looking at me.

"Oh come on Edward, I'm sorry, I was just asking what time it is."

"Jasper," he hissed "Lets take it outside for the safety and security of the house and those around us."

"Ok bro." I said

Just as We walked out the door my watch beeped.

"Well it's time for me and Emmet to go hit the casino."

"You ready Emmett," I yelled, "Time to go buddy!"

"You haven't heard the rest of me, You understand." Edward hissed

"Yes, Sir" I said in my Military southern voice.

Emmett walked out. We walked to the Jeep.

"Hey Jazz." Emmett said

"What?" I said

"You want to go to the bar and make bets instead of the casino?" He asked

"Sure, which bar?" I asked

"Umm... How about that new one, Full moon."

"Sure, sounds cool."

We pulled into the parking lot of then club.

"O MY GOD." I said amazed

"WOW." Emmett said like a little human kid in a candy store, I looked at his eyes there was a little sparkle. We walked in and sat down at the bar, we made a bet on who could get the two girls sitting next to us fall in love with one of us first. I made the first move.

"Hello ladies," I said in my irresistible (so Alice says) southern accent, to the petite dark haired girl sitting next to me.

"Hello," She said turning around. It was too dark to tell but she kind of looked like Alice.

"May I ask you your name ma'am?" again with the southern accent

"Alice Cullen, May I ask you yours?" She looked drunk, looks like Jaspers gettin' lucky tonight.

"Jasper Hale, May I ask what a pretty lady like you is doin' out so late,Wheres your boyfriend?"

"My husband is out with my brother."

"Oh, well while he's away, you wana come over to my place?" I looked over at Emmett he was getting slapped and cussed out by Rosalie who saw him trying to hit on the girl sitting next to him.

"Sure." Alice said

"Alright Emmett I win the bet,Rosalie,Alice,Emmett,Lets roll."

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- Maisy :P