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RockyVRWolf

The blinds were yanked up, the low morning sun streaming into the room.

"Get your ass out of bed already!"

Opening my blurry eyes, I saw my mom standing over me. A glare was plastered on her face.

"I'm up," I said groggily.

"You better be. We have to go to Walmart and then it's off to school. Your sister is going to try and apply for a job there. We have to go before school."

I groaned.

"Alright, I'm getting up…"

After a curt nod, my mom left. Grumbling, I sat up and stretched. I ran a hand through my messy white hair before jumping out of bed and going to my closet. I opened the door and pulled out my brown 'Non-Employee of the Month' T-shirt. I quickly put it on and then pulled out my baggy jeans to put them up over my black boxers. Once done with that, I went to my bathroom where I brushed my hair, gelled it into short spikes, and brushed my teeth. I headed downstairs to the kitchen.

My name is Rocky Rex Wolf and I'm a pretty average freshman at Grants Pass High. I have my parents, Chris and Richard, and two sisters, Olivia (Venus) and Abby (more like my half sister). I was fourteen-years-old and had gone to Ninja Academy in Konohagakure, Japan since I was six.

Reaching the kitchen, I found my chocolate chip pancake on the counter. I picked it up and quickly ate it while heading for the living room. I grabbed my shoulder strap backpack while holding my pancake in my mouth. I placed it over my head when the phone rang. I picked it up and answered.

"Allo?"

"Hey, you ready for school?"

It was my second best friend Lea. I rubbed the back of my head vigorously.

"Yeah, for the most part," I said. "I might be late because we have to go to Walmart this morning so Venus can apply for a job. I'll try to be there early, but more than likely we'll be late."

"Well, I'll see ya at school then," Lea said.

She hung up first then me. Going over to the counter, I picked up my cell phone right when it rang. I sighed in annoyance. My phone was running low on minutes.

"Hello?"

"Hey, it's me; Cora. Are you going to Walmart by chance?"

I rubbed at the itch in my right eye.

"Yeah, why?"

"I don't think you should go," she said. "I have a bad feeling something is going to happen to you."

I sighed.

"You've been wrong before, C," I said.

"Well this time I might not be! I saw you sitting in the car, waiting for your mom and Venus to return from Walmart, when everything went black!" Courtney (Cora) said, sounding almost hysterical. "Then the next thing I see is you in a large, dark room with someone else that I could not see, only hear."

"Bro! Move your ass!" Venus called.

I glanced over my shoulder before saying, "There's nothing I can do. I have to go, sorry."

"Rocky; no! Wait!"

I pushed the END key on my cell and quickly put it on silent. I placed it in my pocket. Quickly rushing to the door, I slammed it shut and quickly jumped into the front seat of our black 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Mom put it in reverse and started down the drive. Going onto the street, mom turned right and headed off towards Walmart in a hurry. I looked out the window, quickly getting lost in thought.

My last several years as a Ninja took a toll on me, to be perfectly honest. I was no longer a Genin (a Ninja rookie that had different missions ranking from C or lower), but a Chunin (a Ninja that had different missions ranking A or B). I decided to stay a Chunin Ninja, the next level being Jounin. After the Chuunin Exam, Cora and Ice had both been adopted by American families, so they had to move over to North America where I originate. We were still Ninjas since we still had our headbands. It turned out the two families that adopted Cora and Ice (now named Courtney and Lea) lived in Grants Pass, Oregon, where I live. We go to the same high school and have been the best of friends ever since.

The back of my hand suddenly ached. Losing my train of thought, I looked down at it. My eyes narrowed slightly.

During the Chuunin Exam, a rouge Ninja named Orochimaru attacked Konohagakure, the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A Mist Ninja named Kuráyami, who specialized in darkness (hence his Japanese name), had tried to kill Cora during that same time. Apparently he was her half brother, but she never knew about it. He wanted revenge on her because she had killed her family, Kuráyami's dad. I came to her rescue and fought him, promising Cora that I would defeat him. By the pain in my right hand, I had sealed the deal.

Now my hand was doing it again; usually ached when something bad was going to happen. With my left hand, I rubbed it gingerly.

Venus seemed to have noticed because she asked, "Are you okay, dork?"

My temple throbbed; that was Venus for ya.

"I am fine," I said, sounding annoyed.

"You don't sound fine."

"Then get your damn ears checked, woman."

Venus hit the back of my seat.

"Shut up you little twerp!"

"What's wrong with calling you woman?! That's what you are!"

"That's not the point!"

"Stop fighting you two!" mom shouted at us.

I folded my arms over my chest and slid down in my seat.

"Sorry mom," Venus and I said simultaneously.

I sighed in irritation. Ten minutes later, we arrived at Shittymart (what I like to call Walmart because it's evil). Venus quickly got out and headed for the large building. Mom handed me the car keys.

"The second you see us coming back, start the car for me, sweetheart."

Nodding, I said, "Yes Ma."

Mom got out and closed her door. I didn't bother locking the damn thing. I stuck the key into the ignition and left it hanging there. The key chains jingled slightly. The top of my hand ached again. This time, I scratched at it.

"Geez; if Courtney was right, I'll stab myself."

Deciding to try and ignore it, I rested my hands on my stomach and closed my eyes. The aching feeling continued. Then, all of a sudden, the back door opened up and quickly closed. I bolted up and looked over the seat, but saw no one. My eyes narrowed in anger.

That better not be Venus trying to scare me, I thought angrily.

Shaking my head, I turned back around in my seat and closed my eyes again. Then, before I knew it, a strong hand holding cloth or something was against my mouth and nose. I struggled to break free, but my mind was soon becoming foggy. My struggles soon diminished and my eyes drooped.

Cora will never let this down.

That was my last thought before the chloroform finished me off.