A/N: Urm...well...yes, it's another story...yeah. Oh, and if you missed it the first time around, this is AKUROKU. Hmm, if you don't like it, why should you read it?

Disclaimer: I don't own. Woo.

And now I give you,

Plans A-Z

Roxas sat down on his bed. In his hand was a notebook. The cover of the notebook read, "Plans to get rid of Axel". Roxas opened to page one. There was Plan A, which seemed like a very good plan at the time Roxas wrote it, but it turned out to be completely worthless. Plan A read simply, "Ignore Axel completely." That plan had backfired horribly, as when Roxas was trying to ignore him, it would simply make Axel wonder why his "Roxie-chan" wasn't talking to him, therefore attracting all the more attention to Roxas.

Roxas flipped the page to reveal Plan B. That plan had turned out horribly also, and, well, let's just say that Roxas never wanted another army of healer-squirrels in his room again.

He flipped the page again. Plan C, well...do I even have to say it?

Roxas remembered how great he thought he was when he originally wrote Plan A. Now, twenty-five plans later, he couldn't reprimand himself enough.

Sighing, he turned to the last page he had written on in his notebook. It was the formidable Plan Z. The plan he never thought he would have to use, was contemplating not even writing, and at the time of writing sounded ridiculously outrageous.

It was this Plan Z that had spooked him into writing all his past plans, just in fear that he would have to use this one. It was this Plan Z that had made him spend all his savings on 500 ton barbells, giant rattlesnakes and "Acme" boxes of dynamite. It was this Plan Z that he had feared he might have to use ever since the creation of the plans. It was this Plan Z that was sounding pretty good right now.

Roxas had been holding his hand over the actual plan so that he wouldn't have to see the horrors. Peeking through his fingers, he lifted his hand off the writing. The complicated, confusing, confounded Plan Z read:

"Give in."

Axel would certainly be happy about this.

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