Tally Forth and try to beat the Crowd!!
Author's Note: This is what happenes when me and my Muse, merrily skip hand in hand down the yellow brick road into bizarro land. Tra La La La La!
It was a bright spring day
Anne-no..no thats not good...
It was a dark and stormy night
Anne-Still not good..//turns around as Muse tapps on shoulder.\\ Yess? What is this? //Muse hands over a tape\\ Ah! Perfect!A brilliant idea my genius Muse!
It was a dark and stormy night//storm sound effects play\\ and Jareth, King of the Goblins was getting ready for his fancy shmancy dinner party. He had invited all the scary masked peoples that were at the peach dream sequence and he wanted to show off his new pair of spandex...but he couldn't find them.
"Gra!!" He cried sticking his head into the drawer and sifting through teh colorful tights.
"Um..sir?" Came a voice from the door way. Jareth wrenched his head from the drawer, sending spandex everywhere, including a pair of pink footie ones that landed right on his servant's head.
Jareth-Wait, WHAT!?
Anne-//nervously\\ Um..h-hey, Jareth!
Jareth-Pink footie spandex?!
Anne-Yeah...sure? Why not?
Jareth-Why not!? //swells\\ I'll tell you why not! Why not cuz i dont WEAR PINK FOOTY SPANDEX!!
Anne-Well, what about THIS?! //Hands him a picture\\
Jareth-That's when i was a BABY!
Anne-I know!! //Explodes thinking of how cute baby Jareth was\\
Jareth-//whipes bloody Anne pieces from face\\
Anne-//Coming back together\\sry...
Jareth-You cut that out of your fan fic right now!
Anne-No! leave me alone!!!
Jareth-Make me!!
Anne-//Raises eyebrow\\ Rocky! //A miniture Rocky Horror (my muse, idn't he coot?) come s up, grows to full size and towers over Jareth.\\
Jareth-Um..nm...carry on!
The servant pulled the pink spandex of his head and carried them over to Jareth's dresser.
"What exactly are you looking for?"
"My new spandex!! Ah, here they are!" Jareth cried happily holding up a pair of silver spandex."
Jareth-Muuuuuch better!
Anne-HUSH!
He smiled at them admirabley but his smile faded as he noticed holes all over them.
"WHAT?! These are brand new." He brandished them at his servant and groweled.
"It must be those Moth's! They've been eatin' all your spandex...every one of those pairs be full of holes!"
"WHAT!?" He cried looking at all the pants in the drawer. It was true...they all had holes in them up and down the legs, and every where else..*blush*
"I need more! Get my spandex making goblin making spandex!!"
"Well...sir that's not possible..ya see, he need spandex material, and the goblin delivery boy is...um...on his honey moon."
"DAMN IT! Well this certainly won't do...no no it wont do at all."
"Well, you could just wear those, the ones you have on."
"NO! These are dirty....i need new ones..i need a woman..."
"Why?"
"They have shopping skills! Hmm.." He pondered looking around his room. Suddenly it hit him like a ton of bricks.
//Typewriter dings and a ton of bricks lands on Jareth. Anne gasps and Rocky snorts with laughter\\
Anne-OMg! Jareth are you okay!?
Jareth-Oooo! my head!!
Anne-Wow! IT's a magic typewriter! //Evil grin\\
Jareth-Oh no! //sweat drop\\
Sarah. Sarah would help him shop. He stormed out of his room towards the door, ready to transport him to Sarah's house.
"M'lord!" called his servant, "What about the party!?"
"Skrew the party! I need SPANDEX!!!"
*********Okay guys, i know this is really short...and stupid and corny...but that discribes me (except the short part) and...well..yeah..so all flames are sent by pressing this lil button here...the one that says 'click here to submit review' itshoudl really say, 'click here to submit flame' but oh well...^_^ more chapters coming soon (why do i even bother?!)
Author's Note: This is what happenes when me and my Muse, merrily skip hand in hand down the yellow brick road into bizarro land. Tra La La La La!
It was a bright spring day
Anne-no..no thats not good...
It was a dark and stormy night
Anne-Still not good..//turns around as Muse tapps on shoulder.\\ Yess? What is this? //Muse hands over a tape\\ Ah! Perfect!A brilliant idea my genius Muse!
It was a dark and stormy night//storm sound effects play\\ and Jareth, King of the Goblins was getting ready for his fancy shmancy dinner party. He had invited all the scary masked peoples that were at the peach dream sequence and he wanted to show off his new pair of spandex...but he couldn't find them.
"Gra!!" He cried sticking his head into the drawer and sifting through teh colorful tights.
"Um..sir?" Came a voice from the door way. Jareth wrenched his head from the drawer, sending spandex everywhere, including a pair of pink footie ones that landed right on his servant's head.
Jareth-Wait, WHAT!?
Anne-//nervously\\ Um..h-hey, Jareth!
Jareth-Pink footie spandex?!
Anne-Yeah...sure? Why not?
Jareth-Why not!? //swells\\ I'll tell you why not! Why not cuz i dont WEAR PINK FOOTY SPANDEX!!
Anne-Well, what about THIS?! //Hands him a picture\\
Jareth-That's when i was a BABY!
Anne-I know!! //Explodes thinking of how cute baby Jareth was\\
Jareth-//whipes bloody Anne pieces from face\\
Anne-//Coming back together\\sry...
Jareth-You cut that out of your fan fic right now!
Anne-No! leave me alone!!!
Jareth-Make me!!
Anne-//Raises eyebrow\\ Rocky! //A miniture Rocky Horror (my muse, idn't he coot?) come s up, grows to full size and towers over Jareth.\\
Jareth-Um..nm...carry on!
The servant pulled the pink spandex of his head and carried them over to Jareth's dresser.
"What exactly are you looking for?"
"My new spandex!! Ah, here they are!" Jareth cried happily holding up a pair of silver spandex."
Jareth-Muuuuuch better!
Anne-HUSH!
He smiled at them admirabley but his smile faded as he noticed holes all over them.
"WHAT?! These are brand new." He brandished them at his servant and groweled.
"It must be those Moth's! They've been eatin' all your spandex...every one of those pairs be full of holes!"
"WHAT!?" He cried looking at all the pants in the drawer. It was true...they all had holes in them up and down the legs, and every where else..*blush*
"I need more! Get my spandex making goblin making spandex!!"
"Well...sir that's not possible..ya see, he need spandex material, and the goblin delivery boy is...um...on his honey moon."
"DAMN IT! Well this certainly won't do...no no it wont do at all."
"Well, you could just wear those, the ones you have on."
"NO! These are dirty....i need new ones..i need a woman..."
"Why?"
"They have shopping skills! Hmm.." He pondered looking around his room. Suddenly it hit him like a ton of bricks.
//Typewriter dings and a ton of bricks lands on Jareth. Anne gasps and Rocky snorts with laughter\\
Anne-OMg! Jareth are you okay!?
Jareth-Oooo! my head!!
Anne-Wow! IT's a magic typewriter! //Evil grin\\
Jareth-Oh no! //sweat drop\\
Sarah. Sarah would help him shop. He stormed out of his room towards the door, ready to transport him to Sarah's house.
"M'lord!" called his servant, "What about the party!?"
"Skrew the party! I need SPANDEX!!!"
*********Okay guys, i know this is really short...and stupid and corny...but that discribes me (except the short part) and...well..yeah..so all flames are sent by pressing this lil button here...the one that says 'click here to submit review' itshoudl really say, 'click here to submit flame' but oh well...^_^ more chapters coming soon (why do i even bother?!)