Okay, so I randomly came up with a bunch of haiku since my dad was using my computer to look up massage chairs. Pacing around apparently forces my mind to gush out a bigger rainbow of creativity than a sugar high. :/
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. That is all.
So I see you're driving around with the girl I like, so I'm like "Fuck you"~ Man, I wish I knew the song title D:
**Johan**
Just because I'm a
Bit taller doesn't make me
A manly seme.
XXX
Who is this Yusei?
No one ever told me that
He was my boyfriend.
XXX
My frills are cute, but
They don't make me a sissy
Or a crybaby.
XXX
Being bisexual
Doesn't make me Fubuki
Tenjoin. Go ask him.
**Juudai/Haou**
So, I see that you're
Hating on the show I'm in,
Well I say, "Fuck you".
XXX
If I ever see
Your face, you're going into
Super Fusion. Now.
XXX
Just because I kill
And hide my feelings, it does
Not make me emo.
XXX
Why would I hate Duel
Monsters? You guys really seem
To hate this series.
XXX
Just because you can't
Spell "gentle" doesn't mean that
It has to be porn.
XXX
Darkness is both good
And evil. Dammit, can't you
"Fans" get your facts straight?
XXX
Do I really look
Like a crybaby or a
Fucktoy for that guy?
XXX
Raping me would not
Get you marriage or children.
I'd kill you instead.
XXX
I could have sworn that
It was my job to save the
World, not that weirdo.
XXX
Didn't my brief stint
In the Dark World show that I'm
Not so innocent?
XXX
Do any of your
Plots ever make any sense
Instead of "YAY, SEX!1!11!"?
XXX
You people aren't
My fans. You don't like the show
Or even my friends.
XXX
I'd never treat her
That way. Yubel is my friend.
Don't be so jealous.
**Manjoume Brothers**
Rapists we are not.
Duelist, Politician and
CEO we are.
**Yubel**
It's because that I
Exist that Judai's safe. Why
Am I the foil?
**That person who doesn't exist but is always on the front page of FFnet**
I'm not even real,
Yet you always make me the
Bad boy with feelings.
**Light of Ruin**
The Light of Ruin
Is not a dating service.
…No! It's not phone sex!
XXX
I want to destroy
The world. Why on earth would I
Want people to breed?
**Asuka**
Why do you think that
All I want is Judai? I
Want to teach people.
XXX
I'm not a Barbie
And I am not a slut, whore
Nor a bitch either.
LIFE IS DUEL~
CC is welcome! On my other fics, too. I want to rp on YGODR soon, & I'm not too sure about my prose. :/