Bella and Edward were frolicking in a holographic simulation of their favorite meadow.
"Oh, Edward!" frolicked Bella.
"Oh, Bella!" frolicked Edward.
"I love you!" frolicked Bella.
"I love you!" frolicked Edward. Then he needed to stop for an angst break.
"Why did you let me let you let me make you let me let you make me let you make me make you make me do this to you?" he whined, turning away from Bella and covering his face with his hands.
"...What?" said Bella, confused.
"I TOOK AWAY YOUR SOUL!" angsted Edward.
"Oh, that. It's OK!" said Bella, surreptitiously murdering some small children who had accidentally wandered into the holodeck thinking it was the bathroom. She didn't want Edward to see them or they'd remind him of all the siblings their daughter could have had if her parents were human and then he'd start angsting about that too. "I never used the silly thing anyway!" She managed to throw the last child out of the airlock just before Edward turned to look at her again.
"Oh, Bella, you're so perfect," he gushed sickeningly, "You always know just what to say."
And they went back to frolicking.