Queen Delightful groaned as she slowly sat up in bed, holding her head. She cringed as she wiped the sleep off her eyes and yawned. Oh my head is aching so much she mumbled to herself. She tried to remember what she had done the previous night, but she couldn't recall any memories. She rubbed her head and lay down again onto her side. Delightful cringed, feeling the painful pounding in her head grow more as she attempted to get settled into her pillow. She flipped onto her other side and relaxed feeling the pain diminish.
The Queen felt something warm next to her, almost like a pillow. Assuming it was her second pillow, she pulled it closer to her, hugging tightly and nuzzling her face into it. That was until it let out a soft groan. Delightful eyes snapped open to see who or what groaned like that. She looked down at the pillow and realized it was far from a pillow. It was a torso.
It was bear naked too to make matters worse. Queen Delightful looked shocked and horrified. She quickly sat up and finally got a full view of who was in her bed with her. It was he royal advisor, Lord Starchbottom. He was currently still sleeping and looked rather comfortable. About half his body was covered with Queen Delightful's comforter. He was shirtless and was hugging Delightful's second pillow with one arm and the second was laying flat across the bed. Queen Delightful, while still shocked, lifted up the comforter that was covering Lomrd Starchbottom. She immediately regretted letting her curiosity take over her.
He was butt naked. She looked down at herself and saw that she herself was naked. She clutched onto the comforter and covered her naked body with it. Then it suddenly dawned on her. Queen Delightful started hyperventilating before she scattered as far away from him as possible and let out a high pitched scream. Lord Starchbottom sat up quickly now completely wide awake before he cringed and held his head.
"Whu...what's happening?" He grumbled. His eyes were still closed. He finally opened them to see a very horrified Queen staring at him. "Q-queen D-delightful?! What's wro-" He noticed the situation they were in. The Queen was hiding behind a comforter. He observed his surroundings and noticed he was in the Queen's bedroom and on her bed. He looked down at himself and saw the state he was in. Starchbottom looked just as horrified at the Queen. He quickly grabbed some loose sheets, covered himself and scrambled out of the room while shouting, "I'm sorry! So sorry your majesty!"
Queen Delightful just sat on her bed with no clue of what had just happened. She pondered over whether she should go back to sleep or get up and take a shower. She decided that a nice warm shower would help her feel "clean" again.
~last evening~
Queen Delightful and Lord Starchbottom had just arrived home at the castle after a long and stressful day of helping the Jollwoodians prepare for an upcoming festival. Once the sky bucket had come to a complete stop, Starchy stepped out of it and held the door open for the Queen. "What a day." Delightful sighed as she made her way to the dining hall. Lord Starchbottom followed her close behind. "Well fortunately your schedule is clear for the day your majesty." He said. "Oh good! This day is starting to get a little better."
She made it to the dining table and turned to face Lord Starchbottom. "Lord Starchbottom, would you get me some of those cheese and cracker things we got at the fair a few days ago?" "Of course my Queen!" He turned and ran to the kitchen to get what the Queen requested for. As soon as Starchy disappeared into the kitchen, Queen Delightful went into the wine cabinet and pulled out a special bottle of wine. She then grabbed two glasses from the cabinet and sat down at the dining table. She saw Starchy come back with a plate of cheese and crackers. He set it down in front of her on the table
"Here you go your majesty. Umm may I ask, what do you need those for?" "Well, I just wanted to spend some time with you." Queen Delightful patted the space next to her. "Umm, okay." Starchbottom hesitantly sat down at a seat next the queen. "It's been a while since we had time to sit down and chat." Lord Starchbottom nodded, smiling. "It has. But, the wine?" "I wanted to treat you." She poured the wine into the two glasses and handed him one.
For the next few minutes they talked about what they were going to do for the next few days while digging into the cheese and cracker platter. By their second glass, they had finished about 2/3 of the platter and talked about past episodes...of their lives. By their third glass, they started getting into more personal detail. "And-and my mom u-used to put t-tooooo much Starch in my under bottoms HENCE the name!" Queen Delightful laughed a drunk laugh. "Oh my goodness Starchy! I had no idea." Starchy smiled and drank the last drop of wine in his cup. He reached for some more from the bottle but that was empty as well. "Darn it. Out of wine." He slurred. Queen Delightful snatched the bottle from his hands and looked inside the bottle herself. Since neither of them drink, they got drunk very easily. "Oh we...we have some of this in the- the umm...wine c-cabinet." "Would y-you like some more wine your m-majesty?" She shrugged which Starchy took for a yes. He trudged to the cabinet and grabbed another bottle.
When he came out, he heard classical music echo from across the hall. Queen Delightful smiled at him and danced drunkedly to him. Starchy looked confused at her but smiled a small smile. "Will you be my dance partner Starchy?" He looked at her and smiled a wide grin. "Why of course your majesty." Lord Starchbottom took Queen Delightful's hand and waltzed her to the center floor. They began to salsa dance a few minutes later. For the next half hour, Swifty LeStarch and Queenie Bobeenie danced weirdly with each other. By the time the record had finished, the two were out of breath. Queen Delightful reached for the bottle of wine and drank big gulps from it. Lord Starchbottom looked stunned at her as he watched her chug down the wine. She shakily put the bottle back on the table and hiccuped. Half the bottle was empty and the Queen looked completely wasted. "Woah..." Starchy breathed. He looked at the bottle and took it into his own hands. "I dare you to drink the rest of it." Queen Delightful slumped back in her chair. Starchy narrowed his eyes. "I'll take that bet." He whipped his head back and gulped down the rest of the drink. By the time he finished, he dropped the wine bottle on the floor and smiled at the Queen. "Ha!" He said.
Queen Delightful sat up and gave him a round of applause. Lord Starchbottom shakily stood and bowed. Queen Delightful also stood and clapped even louder. "Although I-I wouldn't say you...beat me.." She slurred. "Whu?" He looked at her confused. "We both drank the same amount in that bottle. I drank half, you drank, Sir Yipsalot drank half, Squire Peckington drank half..." She rested her hand on his shoulder and she stared half lidded at Starchy. "WE...ALL...DRANK...HALF!" Starchbottom smiled a goofy smile.
He wrapped his arms around the Queen and hugged her tightly. Queen Delightful, while confused, hugged him back. "Wh-what's the hug for?" She asked. "Just a show of affection." They stayed in their embrace for a few more moments before Queen Delightful pulled back and looked into his drunk eyes. "Starchbottom, there is something I have been dying to tell you." Starchy looked at her in her eyes. "What is it?" She inhaled deeply. "I love you." Starchy lifted an eyebrow. "That's it? Well... I love you too your majesty." Delightful shook her head. "No no I mean, I REALLY love you. Like IN love with you." Starchbottom looked at her, his face flushed dark red. He was completely flattered but confused. "I-uh...I-I'm in love with you too, Queen Delightful." He smiled a warm smile. "R-really?!" She brightened up. "Yeah. I've been wanting to tell you for the past couple of months but...I didn't think you would love me back." Delightful kissed Starchbottom on the cheek. "Well I do. But why would you think I wouldn't love you back?" He breathed. "W-well...you're the Queen! The Queen of Jollywood and I'm just...the advisor who grew up on a pickle farm." He looked down. "Lord S-Starchbottom, when I fall in love with someone, I don't care what class they are. When I'm in love, I'm in love and right now I'm in love with you." She smiled at him. Starchy looked at her. He then slammed his lips against Queen Delightful's and kissed her very passionately. Queen Delightful stood there shocked before kissing him just as passionately back.
Lord Starchbottom brought her closer and Queen Delightful wrapped her arms around his neck. The two continued to kiss each other for a few more minutes before Starchy pulled away. Out of breath, they stared each other, dazed and drunk. Then Queen Delightful brought him into another kiss, but this time she started french kissing him. Starchy, while reciprocating the kiss, felt himself get excited. So he stepped back. "What's wrong?" Queen Delightful asked dazed. "I-I...erm... I...got excited." He said as he covered up his bulging pelvic area. Queen Delightful stepped forward and kissed him before saying, "let's do it." Starchy blushed even more. "D-do what?!" "I want to get to know you more." She kissed his neck. Starchbottom stood frozen before he put his hand under her chin and kissed her on the lips and continued downwards. He pulled back and smiled a lustrous smile. "Whatever my Queen requests."
Queen Delightful smiled and kissed him while leading him into her chambers. Delightful shoved Starchy onto her bed and got on top of him while kissing his chest. Starchbottom meanwhile took off their hats and set them aside. She and Starchbottom sat up, undressing themselves down to their underwear and throwing their clothes onto the floor. Starchy had a hard time taking off his tights and Queen Delightful giggled while watching him struggle. Finally they resumed kissing each other. Queen Delightful started kissing him downwards until Starchbottom stopped her. "I want t-to pleasure you." "What?" "I know I'm going to climax before you so I want to give you a greater amount of climaxes since you're the queen...if that's okay with you." She looked at him for a while before nodding. He smiled and kissed her briefly on the lips before moving on to kiss her chest.
She undid her bra which made Lord Starchbottom sit up and get a good look at her. "You're beautiful." He said. Queen Delightful blushed a dark red. "Thank you, Starchy." She sat up and gave him a tight hug. After that she layed back down and let Starchy kiss wherever he pleased. After a few more minutes of kissing and sucking, Starchbottom shuffled down and pulled at the Queen's panties. "Are you ready?" He asked. She nodded eagerly as she pulled down her underwear for him. He licked the area where he assumed was her pleasure spot. Delightful's back arched as she moaned in pleasure. "Do it again!" She said almost greedily. He smiled and continued to lick inside of her. She put a hand on his head and pushed his face deeper into her, the feeling of his tongue inside of her was more than pleasurable. He didn't really care if he couldn't breathe, he just wanted to pleasure the love of his life as much as he can. A few minutes later, she came, she pushed his face further into her, forcing Starchy's face to go deeper as he happily licked up her juices. He sat up when he was done cleaning her and licked his lips, enjoying Queen Delightful's Jollyberry like taste. He looked down at her saw the relaxed state Delightful was in. They smiled at each other. "That was amazing." He smiled more at her. "You're delicious, so sweet." He licked his lips to prove his point. Starchbottom pulled down his underwear and revealed himself to the Queen. She stared at him for a while, admiring him. "You're perfect." She said. He blushed. "T-thank you, your majesty. Are you ready?" "W-wait!" Queen Delightful sat up. "Huh?" Lord Starchbottom crawled closer to his love. "Let me suck it." "W-what?!" Before he could protest, she grabbed him and licked it. He shuddered and couldn't help but let out a moan. She smiled and continued to suck him. "Agh. Q-Queen D-Delightful!" He gently and hesitantly rested his hand on her head. He didn't dare force her to take him all in but he did pull himself in and out slowly and carefully. A few minutes later, he was about release himself so he said "Queen D-Delightful, ah I'm gonna-" he didn't finish, he groaned as he released his hot reproductive liquids down her throat. She pulled back and swallowed the contents in her mouth. Starchy blushed, watching her swallow his sperm. "Y-you didn't have to swallow." He looked at her. "I love your taste. Delightful!" Queen Delightful licked her lips enjoying his Starchbottom flavor. He tasted almost like Dill Pickles. Lord Starchbottom lifted her head up and kissed her once again on the lips. He traced his tongue along her teeth. Delightful bit his lip softly. Queen Delightful pulled away from the long lasting make out session and layed down. She spread her legs open, inviting Starchy in. He slowly inserted himself into her. Of course being virgins meant that they experienced new feelings. Delightful cringed, feeling him slide into her was a little painful. Starchy noticed her expression and kissed her to pacify her. "I'm sorry this hurts, my queen." He said in between soft kisses. She wrapped her arms around his neck as she nuzzled herself against him. After that, they stayed still for a moment before he pulled out a little and pushed in. Delightful felt the pain diminish and the pleasure grow. "Keep going." She breathed. He smiled and began to thrust himself in and out at a faster pace, pleasure building up inside both of them. The bed squeaked along to their thrusts. Queen Delightful and Lord Starchbottom's breathing became heavier by the second and they couldn't hold in their moans anymore. They kissed each other all over. "Ah S-Starchy, this feels great." "Y-yeah." Soon moans and bed squeaking filled the room. Queen Delightful stopped him for a moment. "W-what's wrong? Did I hurt you?" She shook her head. She sat up and pushed him onto his back. She got on top of him and started grinding her hips. "Ah, Queen Delightful!" Starchy groaned. "I know you like this." She grunted. He sighed and sat back. After a few moments of that, he flipped her back onto her back. "I want you to be comfy." He said. Queen Delightful wrapped her arms around his neck. "I love you so much." He pulled the comforter over them and continued to thrust in between her legs. Queen Delightful ran her fingers through his hair as he kissed her. Minutes later, Lord Starchbottom felt his end coming so he shakily put a hand on Delightful and said, "Q-Queen Delightful, I-I'm about t-to c-" "Me too. P-pull out." Starchbottom obeyed and pulled out of her. He put himself on top of her and continued to thrust. Delightful touched her pleasure spot and continued to match Starchy's thrusting pace until they both climaxed. They both let out loud groans as they came that all of Jollywood could've heard them. Starchy, while panting, released his seed onto her belly, dripping onto the bed sheets. They both sighed. Queen Delightful smiled at him. She dabbed her hand in the puddle of sperm and licked it, enjoying his pickle like taste. The sweaty royals looked at each other and smiled. "That was amazing." She breathed. After Starchy caught his breath, he said "Yeah. I-I'm glad you're satisfied." He bent down and licked up whatever was left of his mess he made on the Queen. He also cleaned inside of her, licking up her berry like fluids. He licked his lips when he was done, Queen Delightful sat up and hugged him. She kissed their body fluids off his lips and layed down, bringing him with her. They kissed and cuddled for the next half hour. "Oh Starchy, I have never felt like this about anybody." She said tiredly, the alcohol consuming both of their brains. He tiredly kissed the top of her head. "I love you with all my heart Queen Delightful. Nothing or Nobody can stop me from loving you." He whispered in between kisses. Delightful nuzzled her head against his chest as he continued to kiss her. They fell asleep after 15 minutes of silence and soft kisses.
~present~
Queen Delightful went into the closet and put on a change of fresh clothes. She picked up her clothes that were still on the floor and saw that Lord Starchbottom's clothes were there as well. She sighed and picked them up. She put in them laundry chute. She looked around the room for her crown and saw it on the night stand next to Starchbottom's hat. She put on her crown and picked up her advisor's. She proceeded to the throne room and sat on her throne with Lord Starchbottom's hat on her lap. She felt the headache pain throb in her head. She groaned. Never again, she thought to herself. She sat there for a few more minutes thinking to herself. She was snapped out of her thoughts by the sound of footsteps. She turned her head and saw Starchbottom walking slowly toward her throne. He had his normal attire on but was missing his hat. Queen Delightful blushed and looked the other way trying to avoid eye contact with him. He stood next to the throne and looked up. He smiled a small smile. "I-it sure is a nice day out." He squeaked out. The Queen nodded, still looking the other way. They stayed in an awkward silence for a few more minutes before Queen Delightful stood up and mumbled "I'm going out." She rushed to the door and left the castle, leaving Starchy behind.
He wanted to call out to her but decided it was best to let her be alone for a while after what happened last night. He looked down and sighed. He felt terrible. Terrible, guilty and depressed. He had hurt the Queen, something he in his life time never wanted to do. He felt some tears gather in his eyes but he wiped them away with his sleeve. He looked at her throne and saw his hat sitting on it. He took his hat and looked at it sadly. He put it on his head and decided to follow the Queen.
Queen Delightful sat on a bench under a tree in her garden, sobbing her heart out. She tried to muffle her sobs but she couldn't take it. Lord Starchbottom followed the sound of her sobs and found her under the tree. Seeing his Queen in the state she was in, shattered his heart. "Y-your majesty?" Queen Delightful looked up, streams of tears flowing down her face. "Lord Starchbottom?" "What's the matter, my queen?" He sat next to her on the bench. She didn't respond. "Queen Delightful?" She faced him, looking rather depressed and furious. "Do you remember what we did last night?" She asked him. "W-Well I don't remember exact details but I do remember certain aspects of-" "Did you...you know...release yourself...inside me?" Lord Starchbottom sat there for a moment thinking. He shook his head. "No, I think I pulled-" He saw her face and looked terrified. He felt so sorry for her. "Queen Delightful, you're not pregnant. I remember I didn't...you know...in you."
He rested a hand on her shoulder but that was a bad mistake he made. Queen Delightful slapped his hand away and looked him dead in the eyes. "DON'T touch me!" She snapped. But her expression softened when she saw Lord Starchbottom's reaction. He looked at her, hurt, pity, and sadness showed in his eyes. One tear streamed down his face and fell onto his tights. He lowered his slightly sore hand and looked down. "I-I'm so so sorry, your highness. I really am. I never intended to hurt you." He whispered. Queen Delightful looked at him with sadness. She turned around. "I'm sorry Starchbottom, this is all my fault." Starchbottom looked up. "No it's not, my queen." "Yes it is! I'm the one who pulled the wine of the cabinet. I shouldn't have gone near that cabinet." Lord Starchbottom looked at her sympathetically. "It is not your fault. You just wanted to have a relaxing evening with me that's all. I'm the one who wanted to have a second bottle. It's my fault." "N-no Lord S-Starchbottom, I-" she tried to stifle her sobs but failed. Queen Delightful flung her arms around Starchbottom and sobbed into his shoulder. "I'm sorry! I'm so so sorry Lord Starchbottom!" He hugged her tightly and kissed the top of her head. He hushed her while massaging her back. "Shhh. It's okay my sweet delight. I'm right here and everything is going to be okay." They stayed like that for a long time, enjoying each other's presence.
Queen Delightful sighed onto Lord Starchbottom's chest and smiled. She felt safe, secure, and loved. She pulled back and looked into his eyes. "I really did mean it when I said I loved you." Lord Starchbottom looked surprised. "R-really? You really love me?" She nodded. Starchy felt joy consume him as he pulled Queen Delightful into another tight hug. "I love you too my queen. So much." She pulled back from the hug and brushed her soft lips against his. He was shocked at first but kissed back. They separated after two minutes. They stared into each other's eyes and smiled. "So, now that we're dating, would you like to meet my mother?" He looked sheepishly at her. She giggled and stood up and lent a hand to Starchy. "I think I already met her. Remember when they stayed with us for a month?" "Oh yeah." "She's a wonderful mother. She's lucky to have you. And so am I." She kissed his cheek. "No one will ever take you away from me. You hold a special part in my heart. You are the queen of my heart." He said as he took the Queen's hand as he stood up himself. She was blushing a dark red, flattered by his beautiful, romantic words. She kissed him once more under the tree. She pulled back and squeezed his hand. "I love you Lord Starchbottom. Kisses are not enough to describe how much I love you." She said dreamily.
They shared a short lasting french kiss. They pulled away, smiled half lidded at each other. "So, about that festival tomorrow, should we hold a pie contest, your majesty?" Lord Starchbottom and Queen Delightful walked towards the castle, holding hands, signifying that they were now a couple.
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