Disclaimer: they are not mine –pout-
Warning: a stupid stupid drabble
The Suicidal Man
It's a good day for Konoha; the sun is shining brightly, birds chirping on the trees, people bustling on the streets and chatting merrily. Everything is just peaceful on the village of the Hidden Leaf.
But unbeknownst to them, a man is trudging to the forest, holding a rope in his hands.
"I'm going to kill myself right now, no one loves me anyway. My mother kicks me out of the house, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog just died," muttered the middle-age man with eyes full of tears. He stumbles forward when he stepped on a rock because his vision has turned foggy. When he looks up, he saw a tall tree and walked there, flinging the rope on one of the high branch of the tree and tying it tightly.
"I'm going to end this pathetic life. No one can stop me, not even the Hokage, not even the spirits of my dead ancestors, not e-" he trailed off when his ears caught something. He stops putting the rope on his neck and listen intently.
"Hey, what are we doing here??" a loud and annoyed voice rung in the air.
-Rustling of leaves-
"Oi, what do you think your doing?" the boy's voice grew alarmed.
-More rustling of leaves-
"Sasu-"
"Shut up dobe, your too noisy," a second voice, this time a notch lower, silenced his companion.
"Teme!"
"Shut up…" the second voice repeated again.
"Uhh… some one might see us.." the loud voice said uncertainly.
"Don't care…"
"But- hmmph…"
"Hnh…"
-Definitely more rustling of leaves with some strange sounds-
The man, curiosity piqued, walked silently at the bushes and peeked. His eyes grow wide because of shock.
After a while he turned away from the scene and walked to the tree and undo the rope then head back to the village. There are some things worth living for, like telling the villagers what he saw.
"Who would have thought that Uchiha Sasuke and that loudmouth Uzumaki Naruto is an item and is snogging on the forest?"
-----------------------------------------Owari--------------------------------------