CAST

Hamlet-Jack

Ophelia-Sarah

Polonious-Jaconious (Jacobs/Pononius? Shut up it was hard!)

Laertes- Davie

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern- Jake & Crutchy

Horatio- Racetrack

Claudius- Denton

King Hamlet- Kloppman

Queen Gertrude- Medda

Fortinbras- Spot

Disclaimer: The story line belongs to Shakespear...well I embelished a little...but yeah it's his...I doubt he will sue me but oh well...**shrugs** I also don't own the Newsies for they belong to Disney.

Warning: There will be incest, sex, violence, murder.don't look at me like that! Blame Shakespear! It's HIS story.