"So you're a state alchemist, huh?" Envy eyed me with grey-violet eyes. My heart pounded as he circled me, sizing me up.
"I…um…yes I am. I'm the Black Heart alchemist. I…well what I do isn't important, now is it?" I smile but know I don't mean it. Watching Envy move around me sparks an interest in my soul that pisses me off more than confuses me.
"Well I guess not, but I would like to know about you before I kill you. Makes the kill sweeter when I know how important the person I'm killing is." He laughs and caresses my cheek, making me snarl and bite at his hand. With my hands cuffed behind me I'm useless and I hate it. "Bitch! You bit me!"
"I'd do more than bite you if I could but alas, I'm a bit tied up at the moment." I laughed and kicked Envy in his stomach. He growled and changed his image to Edward Elric. I froze and shook my head, remembering the affair I had with him a year previous. We were partners on a mission in Ishbal and one thing led to another, all ending in the Black Heart having an even blacker heart.
"I knew you had a weakness! Look at me, I'm that short little wimp, the Fullmetal Alchemist. You can't hit me, can you? You still loooveee me!" the Ed copy danced in front of me.
"I never loved him you moron. I fucked him. And you wanna know something?" I barely managed to connect my hands behind me before transmuting the handcuffs into twin daggers. "I can promise you that Ed is bigger than you!" I lunged at Envy and embedded one dagger in his chest, the other his stomach.
"You little bastard! It's a shame that I'm going to kill you. I like a fiery woman." Envy grinned at me as he wrapped his hands around my neck and began to choke me. I grabbed his hair and pulled as hard as I could, hoping that'd stall that vain bitch for a minute or two. He jerked violently and threw me into a wall, making me cough blood onto the floor.
"Damn you, Envy…oh wait you already are!" I smiled and wiped the blood from my chin. "I'm a state alchemist for a reason, you moron. I'm 19, I'm a girl, I can kill without thinking twice, and guess what dick head?" I ripped my military jacket off and revealed my auto mail arms. "You're about to die!" I clapped my hands together and transmuted my arms into twin blades.
"WAIT!" Envy held his arms up and changed into his original form. "How about you work with me? I have what you want and you can get me what I need. You're an alchemist. It's equivalent exchange."
"What do you want me to do?" I watched as Envy brushed the dirt from his skirt thing and smiled.
"It's simple, really. Just get me some information on some alchemists and you get all the philosopher's stones you want. We have plenty and it's not like a simple human can use up that many." He ran his fingers through his hair and offered me his other hand. "Is that a deal?" I eyed his hand and returned my right arm to its usual state before shaking his hand.
"It's a deal for now, but if you piss me off I'm ripping that stone from your oroboros tattoo and melting it." I glared at Envy and cringed when he laughed.
"It's a perfect substance. It can't melt, dumb ass." He ran at me with unnatural speed and grabbed my hair in a tight fist. "Oh yes, you'll make a fine partner in my little quest."