Aaaah…out of the evilness of my heart, I felt the need to write a yaoi fic.
A GOOD yaoi fic. So, here is my supposed to be better than PG-13 yaoi fic!
By, ME, of course! BTW: I really actually didn't totally feel like writing
a uh…serious fic, so I am writing this to be humorous. If that's possible
for me. Alrighty…this is….Taito, they're my fave. yaoi coupling…but you may
see more than that! ^^ Yay.
Wait…one more note…I had absolutely NO CLUE what was really going to happen…at first. But then I though…wait…these are two boys…and we all love the boyness. But…why can't it be…TWO GIRLS? Yet I still wanted Tai and Matt…I wanted Taito, damnit! So, I ended up writing a pointlessly stupid fic about Tai and Matt dressing up as girls. Why? Uh…I'm thinking, I'm thinking. They're both competitive, so why not make this some contest. They dress up as girls. Maybe they want to see how many guys they can get? Or maybe they wanna see who makes the prettiest chick…or perhaps, they wanna get into say, a girls dressing room? (Wait, yaoi…why would they wanna do that?) So, I shall choose some idea for the boys to compete. Again. Hmm…got an idea!
Note: This includes yaoi/shounen ai, or boyxboy relationships. If this bothers you, do not read my story. However, if you are perfectly cool with this, read on! Do not flame me for the yaoi!
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. I'm not even going to try and take the credit for cross dressing Matt and Tai, because it's been done before. However, the whole storyline idea (in all) IS mine, so please don't use it! Stories LIKE this but not exactly the same, are perfectly cool, and I'd love to see 'em! ^^
So, now you can read on and find out what goes on in…
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!
Double Dare!
-::Chapter One::-
Everyone knew that Tai and Matt were competitive. Everyone knew that they couldn't go for a whole week without fighting, and they couldn't go for two whole weeks without touching each other. But when the boys came up with THIS new plan for competition, everyone thought they had gone too far. "They've seriously lost it this time!" Sora claimed. Kari thought that the boys were "needlessly competing" and T.K. found that if his brother could WIN, he'd never live it down in the Takaishi/Ishida households. But sure enough, the day planned, both boys went on a shopping spree…and both found who would make the prettiest girl on Halloween night.
-::Two Weeks Earlier::-
Matt sat out on the curb near his street, crooning a tune on his harmonica. Occasionally the blonde would stop his playing to make sure that nobody was listening, but most of the time, he didn't notice the strange looks that all pedestrians gave him. And he surely didn't notice it when a certain teenage boy walked up to him. A teenage boy with big brown hair. "Trying to scare the whole neighborhood, Matt?" spoke the boy. Matt was startled. He looked up, and anger immediately flooded into his face. "Tai!" He yelled. "You know that you're just jealous." Tai snorted. "Oh, yeah. We're all jealous of the high and mighty Cool One…no thanks, but I'll pass on being you." Matt just glared at Tai. Tai shrugged his shoulders. "Anyway, I came over to propose a challenge to you." Matt flipped his head. "Yeah?" He was careful to sound only half interested…he didn't want Tai to know he was eager, but, he also couldn't let the brunette think that he really didn't care. "What is it?" he added. Tai grinned. "I'll bet that you can't make a pretty girl on Halloween…and make it with the best guy of the night!" Matt raised an eyebrow at Tai. "What do you mean?" Tai's grin grew larger. "I mean you have to be the prettiest girl…AND you have to get a kiss from the best guy of the night!" Matt rolled his eyes. "Of all the dumb things you think up…" he muttered. Tai stared at Matt. "You mean that you're turning it down? You, of all people?" Matt snapped to. "No!" He nearly shouted. "I would never EVER turn down a whoosie bet to you!" Tai grinned again. "Fine." He said. "But to liven things up…I double dare you to go on a date with the guy that kisses you." (A/N: Can you see where this will end up going? ^^) Matt almost gapped at Tai. A DATE with a GUY? Tai had to be KIDDING. "A-are you in the dare too?" Matt almost choked on his words. Tai's grin still hadn't ceased. "Of course!" Tai said. "All though, I know I'll win ANYWAY." It was Matt's turn to snort. "Suuuure…but anyway, you're on. Halloween…I say a kiss by midnight…date A.S.A.P…has to last an hour at least!" Tai nodded. "Sounds great." He stuck his hand out. "May the best man win." Matt brushed the hand away. Like he should shake hands with TAI. "Yeah. Well. I have to go now." He said, and turned towards the apartment building that he lived in. He heard laughter. Tai was laughing. Matt ignored it, and headed into the apartment.
As soon as Matt got into his apartment, he started to rummage through his dad's things. You never know…maybe his mom had left some clothes here…or some makeup…but to Matt's disadvantage, there was nothing. Oh well. All the better. At least he could look like a teenager…let Tai wear his mom's clothes. Matt considered calling Sora or Mimi for help on his wardrobe…but then he'd have to inform them of what was going on…and they'd immediately want to help Tai, too. Matt sighed. How was he going to pull off making a pretty girl? He had two options: Use his best judgment, or back down. To Tai. Matt knew one thing for sure: He would never, EVER lose to Tai. Matt started to shuffle through his cash he had earned. He grinned when he counted out 500 bucks…having your own band as a teenager never did hurt anyone! Matt reached over his bed to the phone, to call Sora and Mimi up for tips for "what to buy for his new girlfriend" when he heard the front door open and…SLAM! **DAMN!** thought Matt. He had totally forgotten that T.K. was spending the weekend with them…and he had to make dinner! Matt sprang up just when T.K. walked in.
"Hey Matt!" T.K. grinned. "Yeah yeah." Matt muttered. He pushed past T.K. and headed into the kitchen to start dinner. Like a puppy dog, T.K. followed. The younger blonde watched his brother put his pink apron on. "Oooh Matt!" he teased. "Don't we look sexy! Like a little girl, learning to cook!" Matt turned to glare at T.K., but then looked down at his apron. "I look like a girl?" He asked T.K. T.K. nodded, but his face held a look of confusion. "Yeah….why?" he asked. Matt shrugged his shoulders. "Just a dare 'tween me and Tai." T.K. wouldn't take that for an answer. "ANOTHER competition?" he asked. But then T.K. realized that that didn't really matter. Matt was interested in looking like a girl…T.K. asked Matt another question. "What is this dare?" Matt shrugged his shoulders again, but informed his little brother of his newest dare. T.K. couldn't help but laugh. "You're kidding, RIGHT?" He giggled. Matt had his back to T.K., but he shook his head no, his blonde hair slowly swaying from side to side. T.K. couldn't hold the news in, he had to tell somebody. So T.K. told Matt "I'll be back in a sec…gotta talk to Kari." Matt didn't respond, and T.K. dashed off to his dad's room.
-::Meanwhile…::-
The phone was ringing. Tai was locked in his room doing God knows what, and Mrs. Kamiya wasn't home yet. Kari sighed, and set her pencil down. She supposed homework could wait for a second. She reached for the phone, hit it, and let it drop off the receiver, hoping to catch it. No such luck. The phone fell and landed on Kari's foot with a crash. "OW!" Screamed her mouth. "Damn!" screamed her mind. Kari reached down and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said. She brought her foot up and cradled it. "Hey, Kari?" a voice said on the other line. "This is T.K. You'll never guess what our brothers are up to now!" Kari sighed. As much as she liked T.K., she was SURE that this was NOTHING compared to her homework…Kari sighed. "What?" she said, trying to keep the hint of exasperation out of her voice. T.K. spoke quickly, so Kari could tell that Matt was coming, and T.K. didn't want him to hear. "They're going to dress up as girls on Halloween, get a kiss from a guy, AND a date!" Kari almost choked. Not only was her brother dressing up on Halloween, but he was playing the part, too? That sounded a little crazy, even for Tai…Kari suddenly realized T.K. was talking again. "…I gotta go, Kari. Matt's gonna kill me!" Kari let a little giggle out, and said goodbye. Then Kari stood up and placed the phone in the receiver. Kari glanced towards Tai's door, and then back to her homework. Kari grinned. **Let homework wait!** She thought. **I have a girl to dress!**
Author's Note: Ok….that's the beginning…kinda weird…actually not that bad…I'm hoping to make it better…anywhoo…I know, there's no Taito goodness in it yet, but it's coming! I promise! In fact, I've already managed to use a bit of foreshadowing! Yay! Well, until chapter two…R & R! Domigo Arigatou!
Wait…one more note…I had absolutely NO CLUE what was really going to happen…at first. But then I though…wait…these are two boys…and we all love the boyness. But…why can't it be…TWO GIRLS? Yet I still wanted Tai and Matt…I wanted Taito, damnit! So, I ended up writing a pointlessly stupid fic about Tai and Matt dressing up as girls. Why? Uh…I'm thinking, I'm thinking. They're both competitive, so why not make this some contest. They dress up as girls. Maybe they want to see how many guys they can get? Or maybe they wanna see who makes the prettiest chick…or perhaps, they wanna get into say, a girls dressing room? (Wait, yaoi…why would they wanna do that?) So, I shall choose some idea for the boys to compete. Again. Hmm…got an idea!
Note: This includes yaoi/shounen ai, or boyxboy relationships. If this bothers you, do not read my story. However, if you are perfectly cool with this, read on! Do not flame me for the yaoi!
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. I'm not even going to try and take the credit for cross dressing Matt and Tai, because it's been done before. However, the whole storyline idea (in all) IS mine, so please don't use it! Stories LIKE this but not exactly the same, are perfectly cool, and I'd love to see 'em! ^^
So, now you can read on and find out what goes on in…
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!
Double Dare!
-::Chapter One::-
Everyone knew that Tai and Matt were competitive. Everyone knew that they couldn't go for a whole week without fighting, and they couldn't go for two whole weeks without touching each other. But when the boys came up with THIS new plan for competition, everyone thought they had gone too far. "They've seriously lost it this time!" Sora claimed. Kari thought that the boys were "needlessly competing" and T.K. found that if his brother could WIN, he'd never live it down in the Takaishi/Ishida households. But sure enough, the day planned, both boys went on a shopping spree…and both found who would make the prettiest girl on Halloween night.
-::Two Weeks Earlier::-
Matt sat out on the curb near his street, crooning a tune on his harmonica. Occasionally the blonde would stop his playing to make sure that nobody was listening, but most of the time, he didn't notice the strange looks that all pedestrians gave him. And he surely didn't notice it when a certain teenage boy walked up to him. A teenage boy with big brown hair. "Trying to scare the whole neighborhood, Matt?" spoke the boy. Matt was startled. He looked up, and anger immediately flooded into his face. "Tai!" He yelled. "You know that you're just jealous." Tai snorted. "Oh, yeah. We're all jealous of the high and mighty Cool One…no thanks, but I'll pass on being you." Matt just glared at Tai. Tai shrugged his shoulders. "Anyway, I came over to propose a challenge to you." Matt flipped his head. "Yeah?" He was careful to sound only half interested…he didn't want Tai to know he was eager, but, he also couldn't let the brunette think that he really didn't care. "What is it?" he added. Tai grinned. "I'll bet that you can't make a pretty girl on Halloween…and make it with the best guy of the night!" Matt raised an eyebrow at Tai. "What do you mean?" Tai's grin grew larger. "I mean you have to be the prettiest girl…AND you have to get a kiss from the best guy of the night!" Matt rolled his eyes. "Of all the dumb things you think up…" he muttered. Tai stared at Matt. "You mean that you're turning it down? You, of all people?" Matt snapped to. "No!" He nearly shouted. "I would never EVER turn down a whoosie bet to you!" Tai grinned again. "Fine." He said. "But to liven things up…I double dare you to go on a date with the guy that kisses you." (A/N: Can you see where this will end up going? ^^) Matt almost gapped at Tai. A DATE with a GUY? Tai had to be KIDDING. "A-are you in the dare too?" Matt almost choked on his words. Tai's grin still hadn't ceased. "Of course!" Tai said. "All though, I know I'll win ANYWAY." It was Matt's turn to snort. "Suuuure…but anyway, you're on. Halloween…I say a kiss by midnight…date A.S.A.P…has to last an hour at least!" Tai nodded. "Sounds great." He stuck his hand out. "May the best man win." Matt brushed the hand away. Like he should shake hands with TAI. "Yeah. Well. I have to go now." He said, and turned towards the apartment building that he lived in. He heard laughter. Tai was laughing. Matt ignored it, and headed into the apartment.
As soon as Matt got into his apartment, he started to rummage through his dad's things. You never know…maybe his mom had left some clothes here…or some makeup…but to Matt's disadvantage, there was nothing. Oh well. All the better. At least he could look like a teenager…let Tai wear his mom's clothes. Matt considered calling Sora or Mimi for help on his wardrobe…but then he'd have to inform them of what was going on…and they'd immediately want to help Tai, too. Matt sighed. How was he going to pull off making a pretty girl? He had two options: Use his best judgment, or back down. To Tai. Matt knew one thing for sure: He would never, EVER lose to Tai. Matt started to shuffle through his cash he had earned. He grinned when he counted out 500 bucks…having your own band as a teenager never did hurt anyone! Matt reached over his bed to the phone, to call Sora and Mimi up for tips for "what to buy for his new girlfriend" when he heard the front door open and…SLAM! **DAMN!** thought Matt. He had totally forgotten that T.K. was spending the weekend with them…and he had to make dinner! Matt sprang up just when T.K. walked in.
"Hey Matt!" T.K. grinned. "Yeah yeah." Matt muttered. He pushed past T.K. and headed into the kitchen to start dinner. Like a puppy dog, T.K. followed. The younger blonde watched his brother put his pink apron on. "Oooh Matt!" he teased. "Don't we look sexy! Like a little girl, learning to cook!" Matt turned to glare at T.K., but then looked down at his apron. "I look like a girl?" He asked T.K. T.K. nodded, but his face held a look of confusion. "Yeah….why?" he asked. Matt shrugged his shoulders. "Just a dare 'tween me and Tai." T.K. wouldn't take that for an answer. "ANOTHER competition?" he asked. But then T.K. realized that that didn't really matter. Matt was interested in looking like a girl…T.K. asked Matt another question. "What is this dare?" Matt shrugged his shoulders again, but informed his little brother of his newest dare. T.K. couldn't help but laugh. "You're kidding, RIGHT?" He giggled. Matt had his back to T.K., but he shook his head no, his blonde hair slowly swaying from side to side. T.K. couldn't hold the news in, he had to tell somebody. So T.K. told Matt "I'll be back in a sec…gotta talk to Kari." Matt didn't respond, and T.K. dashed off to his dad's room.
-::Meanwhile…::-
The phone was ringing. Tai was locked in his room doing God knows what, and Mrs. Kamiya wasn't home yet. Kari sighed, and set her pencil down. She supposed homework could wait for a second. She reached for the phone, hit it, and let it drop off the receiver, hoping to catch it. No such luck. The phone fell and landed on Kari's foot with a crash. "OW!" Screamed her mouth. "Damn!" screamed her mind. Kari reached down and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said. She brought her foot up and cradled it. "Hey, Kari?" a voice said on the other line. "This is T.K. You'll never guess what our brothers are up to now!" Kari sighed. As much as she liked T.K., she was SURE that this was NOTHING compared to her homework…Kari sighed. "What?" she said, trying to keep the hint of exasperation out of her voice. T.K. spoke quickly, so Kari could tell that Matt was coming, and T.K. didn't want him to hear. "They're going to dress up as girls on Halloween, get a kiss from a guy, AND a date!" Kari almost choked. Not only was her brother dressing up on Halloween, but he was playing the part, too? That sounded a little crazy, even for Tai…Kari suddenly realized T.K. was talking again. "…I gotta go, Kari. Matt's gonna kill me!" Kari let a little giggle out, and said goodbye. Then Kari stood up and placed the phone in the receiver. Kari glanced towards Tai's door, and then back to her homework. Kari grinned. **Let homework wait!** She thought. **I have a girl to dress!**
Author's Note: Ok….that's the beginning…kinda weird…actually not that bad…I'm hoping to make it better…anywhoo…I know, there's no Taito goodness in it yet, but it's coming! I promise! In fact, I've already managed to use a bit of foreshadowing! Yay! Well, until chapter two…R & R! Domigo Arigatou!