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"Out Raged"
We see a desk for a spa for supervillains. We see an old man in a general uniform, a tall thin woman in red spandex, a gorilla in a metal sash, and a brain in a robotic jar. They are General Immortus, Madame Rouge, Monsieur Mallah, and The Brain(AU: so much for creativity), The Brotherhood of Evil.
"we would like to make a resurvation please." said the Brain in a dule voice, to the woman at the desk.
"Yes, sir." said the woman "Name please."
"the brotherhood." The woman typed in her computer, then stoped.
"Sorry, no re-entries."
"WHAT!?" they all said.
"You can't get membership, if you already signed up." replied the woman.
"But ve haven't signed up." said Madame Rouge, wounding like she's reading to kill.
"Calm down, mosame," said Mallah "will just go in."
"Okay," said the woman "I just need some identifacation. Which one of you is Magneto?"
They just staired at her in confusion.
"Mystique?" she continued, but still no response. "Toad, Avalache, Blob?"
"I don't believe this!" said Immortus in his usual raspy voice "We can't get in all because of some other team of villains have the same name as us."
"then their's only one way to settle this." said the Brain "we have to despose of the compatition."