~Leafy Chan and The Spoon~
Calvin was lying awake at night,he couldn't sleep. He felt the sudden urge to eat,so he went downstairs to prepare a midnight snack. "hmmm,I think I'll make a bowl OF FUCKING CEREAL." He said. He got out a bowl and prepared some fruit loops. And then he heard something speaking to him. It was the spoon he was using to eat fruitloops with. It said,"Calvin chan,I want to be inside of you.~ Calvin blushed,then giggled and said: "Get ready you piece of FUCKING SILVERWARE" Calvin tipped the spoon into the milk soaked fruitloops then stuck it into his throat,he stuck it back further and further...IT FELT SO RIGHT.
He repeated this process several times,putting fruitloops on the spoon and then shoving it back his throat. At one point,one of the fruitloops got stuck in his throat. Calvin gasped for air. "CALVIN CHAN!" the spoon called out,it shoved itself so far up his ass it came out of his mouth with the fruitloop that got stuck on it. The spoon was dying... "Nonononnono...this can't be happening..." Calvin cried out,trying to hold back the tears. "It's okay Calvin,we...did good man...we the best...how about...one more...for old times sake...?" Calvin stuck the spoon back his throat and even though it was covered in shit and blood,he didn't care. Calvin continued to shove it back and forth. The spoon came in his throat. "N-nice one man..." the spoon muttered and took his last breath. Calvin just looked at him,he had no words..Calvin collapsed to the ground in tears,mourning the death of his loved one. "Goodbye,friend..."
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