CT: D- Oh
CT: D- How 100d
CT: D- Such majesty
CT: D- I need a towel
AC: :33 what's wrong equihiss?
CT: D- I...
CT: D- I need a towel
CT: D- That musclebeast is one of the most e%quisitely STRONG specimen I have ever laid my eyes on
*Kanaya hands towel to Equius while Nepeta is still mildly confused*
GC: G4G 4LL 1 C4N SM3LL 1S SW34T
GC: SOM3ON3 G3T H1M 4 GOGD4MN TOW3L
GA: As You Can See Terezi I Have Already Given A Towel To Equius
GC: Y34H BUT 1 M3AN
GC: SOM3ON3 G3T TH4T DUD3 SOM3 FUCK1NG D3OD3R4NT
CG: STOP YELLING YOU FUCKING DIP-
GC: SHUT UP NUBBY NO ON3 W4NTS TO L1ST3N TO YOU
D- I...
GC: K33P YOUR D1SGUST1NG 4N4LOG13S TO YOURS3LF
TG: heh
TG: anal ogies?
GC: :/
CG: REAL MATURE DAVE
GC: SNORT
CT: D- I really need a towel
CG: WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE A TOWEL IN YOUR SYLLADEX
GA: I Question That As Well
CG: HAS YOU THINK PAN ROTTED FROM ALL THE FUMES YOU EXUDE FROM EVERY ORFICE
CG: NO
CG: DON'T EVEN FUCKING ANSWER THAT
CG: I KNOW THE ANSWER
CG: IT'S YES
CG: YOU'RE AS BRAIN-DAMAGED AS THE JUGGALO
CG: AT LEAST HE HAS HIS PIES AS AN EXCUSE
TC: bRo...
TC: ThE pIeS aRe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS
CG: ARGH
TC: bRo...
CG: I AM CONTEMPLATING RIPPING MY AUDITORIAL SPONGES OUT SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT
TC: ThE pIeS bRo
CG: YES THE PIES
CG: WHAT ABOUT THE PIES
CG: AND I SWEAR TO WHATEVER DEITY IS OUT THERE LAUGHING AT MY PAIN RIGHT NOW IF YOU SAY MIRACLES I WILL DO A MOTHERFUCKING ACROBATIC PIROUETTE OFF THE HANDLE BACK TO OUR POINTLESS GAME SESSION AND HIT BEC NOIR UP THE SNOUT SO HARD THERE WILL BE LITTLE FUCKING TEARS IN HIS EYES
TC: mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs BrO!
TC: HoNk :o)
CG: ARGHHHHHHH
CG: I AM SO DONE
CG: WITH EVERYTHING
CT: D- ...
CG: RIGHT NOW I AM THINKING OF DELIVERING MYSELF TO ENGLISH SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE
AC: :33 ?
CG: AND SOMEONE GIVE EQUIUS A FUCKING TOWEL ALREADY
GC: H3H3 NUBSY SUR3 D1D DO 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3
GC: OFF TH3 D33P 3ND
GC: :]
GA: Er...
GA: I Am Afraid That Equius Has Already Soaken The First Towel
GA: And The Second
GA: How One Contains So Much Sweat In A Single Body Is Beyond Me
GA: Is Soaken Even A Word
CG: OH FUCK ME
CA: wwas that an invvitation kar?
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD
CG: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
CG: WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS DISCUSSION
GA: I Think I Will Be Taking My Leave Now
CG: NO KANAYA
CG: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE IDIOTS
CG: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH ANY COMMON SENSE
CG: AND APPARENTLY YOU'RE ALSO THE ONLY PERSON SMART ENOUGH TO CAPTALOGUE A TOWEL
CG: EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE THE MOST INCONVENIENT SYLLADEX MODUS EVER
*Kanaya absconds*
CA: so its just you and me noww kar
TC: hOnK
GC: H4H4
GC: OH MY GOG
GC: TH1S 1S SO FUCK1NG H1L4R1OUS
GC: 1 C4N 4CTU4LLY T4ST3 TH3 D3SP3R4TION
*Equius sweats and quickly runs to go get a towel leaving a large puddle where he was standing*
GC: 33W
*Kanaya comes to the doorway but quickly leaves after seeing the scene*
*Karkat bangs his head repeatedly on the wall*
*Sollux looks up from his computer*
TA: whoa liike what the actual fuck ii2 goiing on here
TA: eh who know2 and who care2
*Sollux looks back at computer*
As the title says, this beautiful work of art was spawned by an accidental horse emoji. Me and my buddy were texting, and she accidentally put a horse emoji. And it all went downward from there.
(Our conversation afterwards was:
HER: We have issues.
ME: I feel the urge to make a comic. And Ed. Erm yes. Yes we do. We really do. But they're good issues.
HER: YUUUPPP
ME: They're homestuck issues
HER: INDEEED THEY ARE
ME: But right now I am crying tears of fucking joy because this is so beautiful my mind cannot comprehend)
If anyone cares, Vriska is laughing at Tavros because he fell down the stairs, and Aradia is just silently standing in a corner, watching the whole thing. And Feferi is… eh who knows where the fuck Feferi is.
Dave just popped in real quick for time shenanigans.
As usual, Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. Who is a guy. Last I checked, I was not a guy.