If Roxanne were really honest with herself, (and she prided herself on being honest) she would admit that she was actually quite fond of Megamind. She preferred him to Metro Man in any case. If she were being very honest with herself she knew that she dressed up today, not for Metro man day and not for the news, but for Megamind. She realized a while ago, during a kidnapping in which Megamind and her hands accidentally touched that Megamind had a crush on her. He blushed and she could have sworn she felt a spark when he touched her. It was always fun to see his reaction whenever she wore something nice or did her make up a little bit differently. It wasn't as though anyone but Hal cared anyway, and Hal was just creepy about it anyway. Roxanne knew she would be kidnapped today, it was Metro man day, there wasn't a better day for a kidnapping. So she wore a strapless red dress with a black collar.
Sure enough right after she finished her report she smelled the familiar scent of Megamind's spray. Oh good lord, would he just give it up already, she didn't even faint anymore, she just pretended to. All they really had to do was grab her, since she didn't care to put up a fight anymore anyway. Especially today, since she didn't really care that much for Metro man and his giant ego. She played it up sure, but she didn't really mean it exactly.
The bag smelled horrible after a few years of kidnapping he could at least wash it. It was really getting old. She decided she needed out and decided to start moving and talking again. The bag couldn't have come off face enough.
"So…." Megamind started to turn, Roxanne knew that he took a little time before hand to pretty himself up for her. It was obvious. She didn't even let him finish.
"Miss, Richie we meet again, yes yes yes, and I'm sure you are going to pretend to feed me to the Alligators then show me all of your stupid stereotypical inventions that won't even touch me…could you just try to be a little bit less predictable?" He glared at her and then his lips twisted into a crocked smile. He pulled his chair closer to her, so close their knees were touching.
"You call this! predictable" it was then that he grabbed her face and kissed her. Roxanne was definitely not expecting that, still she instantly melted into his touch.
Metro man didn't have to save her that day, and was able to give up being the hero without the trouble of faking his death, when after having a reason to be good, Megamind beat him at being good.