'Clueless and Cherries'
(All in Paul Shinji's POV)
How did I get myself into this?! Other than ageing, getting hormones, and meeting this stupid girl, I haven't a clue. I, Paul Shinji, can not possibly go through with this.
"No, I won't do it." Stupid girl, don't look at me like that.
"Paul please?"
"No." Shit! Here come those stupid fan girls, hey. Quit crowding me!
"Paul! Can I have your autograph?"
"No! Can I?" Ugh! Maybe the troublesome girl can help.
"Can't you all see we are a little busy?" that should stop them. Yes. No. Ugh. No more papers, pens, voices, date offers!
"I'm a bit busy with my girlfriend!" Now, carefully, slip the arm around her waist and…why doesn't this make me feel sick? Shouldn't I be running away?
"Play along and I'll do it." Why doesn't whispering in her ear make me blush? I have no answers.
"Yea! Back off! Paul and I are busy. We were about to go on date." Her voice is so peppy, annoying and cute?! No way! Absolutely not! I deny all attractions. A.) she is my COMPLETE polar opposite. B.) I'm perverted where as she's so…innocent. C.)…can't think of C yet. Finally the fan girls are gone.
"Come on you. Because of your loud moth we are now a couple and on a date." Why does her touch affect me so much? Is it love? No, it's annoyance. Sheer annoyance. Her happy attitude, her…cute? No…slutty? NO!..ok fine (gulp) cute, overly short skirt, and sapphire eyes. It's all n annoyance. I don't know the first thing about love or even a crush. How could I have considered that? Maybe her stupidity is contagious. Let go! No! Let go! Don't! Let go! When will she ever touch you again? Don't fight it! LET GO! She can't pull forever and I'm much stronger so I'll just pull her this way.
"Date or no date, I'm not going there with you, stupid girl." Why is her glare so amusing? There is the 'annoyance' again.
"I have a name you know! Actually you do know, and I bet you even know what it is!" Her smirk increased the 'annoyance' again.
"No I don't know what it is. Doesn't it start with S?"
"S?! What kind of name starts with S?!
"Snorlax, stupid, sissy,"
"THAT IS SO IT PAUL SHINJI!" Don't panic just-
"HEY FANGIRLS! PAUL'S PANT JUST FELL OFF!" I looked down.
"What are you talking about?" No! She wouldn't dare. She did not just do that!
"What the hell! Do you always go around pulling people's pants down?" Ugh! This retarded belt won't close! Stupid fan girls, stupid badges, stupid GIRL!
"Oh my god! Did you see his boxers?!"
"I know!" Stupid giggling.
"Troublesome!" Move out of the way! STUPID crowd! Ha, caught her arm. Now jut lean in and…cherries? It must be some annoying lip gloss. Break apart? No! Yes! No! Yes! NO! You won't have an excuse to do it again! Do it! No! Then at least act normal! Done. Am I smiling? No. blushing? No. scowling? Sadly, no. All clear now just slip away like the fan girls and-huh? Uh-oh! Please don't slap me! ?? Another kiss? There are those cherries again, and breathe now.
"Paul?"
"Hm?"
"Is that all you wanted this whole time?" No! It wasn't even supposed to happen and it wouldn't have if those stupid fan girls hadn't caused it. Is it annoyance or could it possibly be…love?
"Yes, that's all I have wanted for a long time." Cherries again. Will it ever get old? Stupid, stupid cherries. Why are they stupid? I haven't a clue.