Hi everyone!
Hi everyone. Jozy again trying my second yaoi with much relunctancy…..it's about Naruto and Sasuke and I don't own Naruto. (Even though I won't mind touching him and…)……ok, TIME TO READ! Lol. It has two parts so just bear with me as I do my best at writing yaoi. (Not my favorite but oh well)
Kitty Moron
"Uh…oh..um.hmm…oh God! Stop! Ah!!Oh! Uh! Oh Sasuke! Oh! Uh!!" Naruto ached.
"What? You want me to stop already?" Sasuke smirked as he nudged forward his final thrust amongst the white streams of release and heated droplets of sensational sweat upon their bodies.
"AHHHH!!"
POOF TO REALITY
"AH!!" Naruto awakened with the loud outburst throwing his pillow aside and falling BLOOP on his butt with a OUCH in the process. His heart pounding dangerously as his pants were continuous as he scratched his now ruffled, golden morning hairdo transforming into cherry red as he contemplated on his earlier dream.
"Sigh...Good…just a dream…calm down Naruto…just a drea-"
"Hey Naruto!" Sasuke said blandly standing next to Naruto, receiving a
"AHHHHHH!!SASUKE??"
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On a random road.
"So what was all the screaming about? I only asked Sasuke to call you for your mission because I didn't want to face your morning stank Naruto! Why all the shouting? You didn't have to over-react so!" Sakura said as the 3 walked on.
"I…was…um..blush……..well. I was just taken aback by waking up and seeing him there that's all. HAHAHAHA!" Naruto stammered scratching the back of his head in awkwardness.
"Idiot." Sasuke
"GRRR!!" Naruto clenched his fists, grinding his teeth in anger as Tsunade passed by as they approached her office.
"What you growling for you little kitty moron? You're 18 yrs old! Behave like it!" Tsunade shouted as she sat down.
"Anyways…..so the mission for yual today is pretty simple. All you have to do is-"
Why am I thinking and dreaming of that asshole? What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I blush when he looks me in the eye? I mean…..he's a guy! WTF! But he's so damn hot! Dammit I'm getting…..Oh Shit!!
Naruto thoughts, as he completely (as usual) ignored Tsunade's mission explanations, biting pleasurably upon his lips, eying his prized emo's figure from top to bottom.
Oh geez! What's wrong with me?
"Naruto? Naruto!!" Tsunade bawled.
SNAP BACK….. "Huh? What you want granny?"
"Sigh…..Don't bother. You all are dismissed. Don't fail and don't die!"
"Hai!" Sakura and Sasuke. (Meaning yes in Japanese btw.)
"YAWN…..Yeah! Yeah!" Naruto replied as they set off.
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Flying through the woods.
SILENCE……followed by….AWKWARDNESS prevailing (again) as they made their way to the land of Cherrywood. (A wanna be Hollywood just ninja format) Sakura glanced over at Naruto, then at Sasuke who both seemed to have their minds somewhere other than at the mission at hand. Which was normal for Naruto but for Sasuke..something was up.
"Um…..Sasuke?...You ok?" Sakura asked as she received a deadly glare from none other than Sasuke and a curious one from Naruto.
"slight pause……….Why do you ask?" emotionlessly replied by Sasuke.
"Hahaha…..fake laugh…oh nothing." Sakura fakely smiled as she turned then to Naruto. "Hey Naruto! You better behave yourself on this mission and treat those 3 actors with respect when we get there! We don't need to fail any more missions!"
SNAP BACK….. "Huh? What? 3 actors? What're you talking about Sakura?" Naruto
"sigh followed by a sweat drop….The 3 actors we were sent to bodyguard idiot! You didn't listen to-………don't bother."
"Ok then Sakura-chan! Whatever you say! Believe it!" Naruto responded flashing a 'Naruto smile' and a thumbs up which was returned by a,
"Geez Naruto!" from Sakura with a roll of her eyes and a,
"God! What an idiot!" from Sasuke who turned his face away hiding the appearing bright pink glow across his cheeks that, by the way, was not in any way detected by Naruto or Sakura.
SHUFFLE………NOISE………"2 for only1 yen!" "Fish! Get yuh fish!"
BANG…….CHATTER……………SHUFFLE………………..
"Wow….This place is BUSY! I wonder if there's any ramen shops around? I should take a look!" Naruto excitedly shouted.
But BEING COMPLETELY IGNORED… "Sasuke, where did Tsunade say our clients were?" Sakura questioned.
"Follow me."
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Reaching place.
"Ah yes ma'am. 3 ninjas from the leaf. Your client will see you shortly."
5 second interval.
"WELCOME KONOHA PEOPLES!" shouted a plump, handsome, old man in what seemed as very expensive, fine clothing.
"Uh…thank you sir!" Sakura said followed by a bow.
"…………………..Thank you." Sasuke
"Yeah! Merci dude!" Naruto blurted followed by a BARF.
OH God Naruto!!( Sakura's head)
"These here are Kenji, Takashima and Naoki and I am Cham. Their manager. They are the 3 actors you are being put in charge of. They all are very rich and are therefore prone to kidnappers and robbers and so your protection is needed as they are currently shooting-"
"SHOOTING?? DUCK!!"
"HAHAHA!!Calm down Naoki! It's just ole man Cham talking!" Kenji.
"Technically he's not THAT old since you both look broken and dilapidated." Takashima.
"What you say?-"Kenji.
"clears throat………..As I was saying, they are….producing a Shounen-ai movie known as Yaoi movie called night pleasures in the land of Cherrywood so we would like you to do your best."
"Y….Y….YAOI??" Sakura squealed as she turned red and heart eyed, hands clasped together.
"………….." Sasuke.
"What the hell is a yaoi movie?" Naruto of course asked.
"It's a gay, boy on boy relationship movie type!" Kenji explained.
"It's also a Hentai movie so it's gonna be a lot of work!" Naoki added.
"HE…..HEN….HENTAI??" and at that Sakura slowly began melting.
"And that is??" Naruto again.
"PORN YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! SEX, PORN AND ALL THOSE DIRTY THINGS!!" Sasuke blurted out, face lit with red, as he apparently reached his limit and his patience breached.
SILENCE………………..
"Oh ok…..blushing like crazy now….I understand…..geez!" Naruto stuttered.
"Um…anyway….filming starts tomorrow so I'm hoping you will do your job efficiently." Cham
"Yeah sure!" Sakura replied now solid again.
"Yes sir." Sasuke said still infuriated.
Digging ear lobe, "You can count on us! Believe it!" Naruto.
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Back now, in their rooms.
"So………why'd I get stuck sharing a room with him?" Naruto complained.
"Because I'm a girl and I need my privacy!" Sakura boasted as she stumped off pride fully with an evil grin.
"Do you mind me here?" Sasuke whispered, lips 0.5cm away from Naruto's ear lobe sending tingles and volts of undeniable and unwanted pleasure through Naruto's body.
"Um…..blush….I mean…….I can handle you! I have no problem what so ever!" Naruto hornyly influenced replied.
"Good….backs away…now shut up and go to sleep!" Sasuke.
Ok Naruto. Keep cool. But what the hell was that? Oh God! Just keep calm. Think of my happy place. Oh…wait then I will fart. SHIT! SHIT! Ok! Ok! Think of ramen! Yum! Oh!...I'm sure Sasuke tastes good too! AH! Stop it Naruto! Keep cool. Just calm yourself! …Naruto thought as he lay highly uncomfortable in his bed clutching closely to his blanket as he slowly fell asleep.
After Naruto's loud snoring as a signal of his definite sleeping…..Sasuke walked over to his bedside, bent over and laid a gentle, warm kiss upon his cheek.
"……………….RAMEN!" Naruto blurted out as he slept and Sasuke
watched him with a blush spread across his cheeks and a smile upon his lips with a, "Sleep tight my kitty moron." whispered into Naruto's ear.
THE END OF PART ONE please review