Super Hard Intense Speed Run 3000 Deluxe: Uncut Edition

Chapter 1

Pallet Town. A quiet little country town, known only as the location of the great Samuel Oak. Other than that, it was pretty boring.

UNTIL NOW!

The Pokemon League, ran by a bunch of idiots, were bored one day so they decided to pick the newest batch of newbie trainers and use them for a reality TV show. Of course, the little tykes had no idea. Also, to make it more exciting, they added a few twists to the League.

In The Laboratory of the famed Professor Samuel Oak…

A group of ten year olds are sitting, talking quite loudly in the main room. An elderly man steps into the room and tries to get their attention. "Ahem…" He clears his throat. No one seems to notice.

"AHEM!" He says again, much louder than the first time. The kids stop and look up. "Welcome rookies. Today you will become official trainers." A burst of cheers erupted from the children, causing the man to glare at them irritably.

"BUT FIRST, I need to inform you of the changes to the League rules. First off, Pokemon no longer faint. They must battle until one of them dies." The last words caused many of the children to gasp in horror.

"This is because all of the breeding is causing Pokemon to become overpopulated. This way they can balance!" He gave a hearty laugh, while the kids were still shocked. "Second, you may only catch one Pokemon per area. We don't want too many deaths." He chuckled once more, completely oblivious.

"Last rule, and most important. You must go quickly. Only one trainer out of you all will be able to participate in the League. Alright? Now, before we-"

"Wait!" One kid piped up. "Why is that rule enforced?" He asked curiously.

Oak's smile disappeared into a cold glare. He stepped up to the kid's face. "Because they don't want too many snot-nosed brats like you around!" He shouted. The kid nodded quickly and said nothing else.

"Now!" Oak said, a smile quickly returning to his old face. "I'll call you up individually to receive Pokemon!" He pulled out a list, and squinted at the first name.

"Acker, Kyle." Oak droned. A boy with a confused look on his face stepped up. Unsure what to do, he stood waiting. "Come up here, moron!" Oak yelled.

Kyle squealed and ran up to where Oak was standing. "Do I pick one?" He asked stupidly.

"No. You stand here and wait till one crawls to you- YES YOU PICK ONE!"

Kyle flinched and quickly picked up a poke ball, not daring to ask what he got. Oak suddenly smiled like he knew what he chose. "That's Charmander!" Oak said happily. Kyle managed a smirk and carried the ball back to his seat. The other kids stared in awe.

"Bachman, Cindy." A cute looking girl got up and walked slowly to the table and picked up a ball without even looking. Oak once again knew what it was and grinned. "Pikachu! An interesting choice!"

This continued on with the next three, with David Dougherty getting a Machop, Travis Hicks getting a Cubone, And Bethany Milligan getting a Squirtle. It wasn't until Benny Oak got called that things got weird. "Oh look, Benny! My Great-Grandson! The prodigy! Come on up!" The boy looked a little annoyed by this, which Oak didn't seem to notice. Benny picked up the poke ball on the very far left.

"A spectacular choice he makes! He got the Dratini!" The others looked taken aback by this, and some were just amazed.

"That wasn't fixed or anything…" One boy muttered to another.

"Rodriguez, Michael!" Oak called out. The boy strolled up and picked the one in the middle. Oak gave another weird smile and said, "Ah! There's the Eevee!" as Michael looked satisfied and sat down.

Three kids remained, and neither of the three looked very happy. One looked extremely nervous, while another looked sad. The one in the middle was completely indifferent, and when his name was called, his expression didn't change at all.

"Sladek, Steven!" The boy walked up and gazed at the remaining three before deciding to take the one on the right. "Bulbasaur!" Oak said in his face, spitting a little. Steven angrily wiped it off and walked back, cursing at the old fool under his breath.

"Vance, Sheldon!" The nervous boy jumped at his name being called and slowly walked to the table. It seemed to take years before he picked one. Oak gave a huge laugh. "You got that one? HAHAHA! It's a Caterpie!" The boy suddenly looked as though someone stabbed him in the heart. He hung his head and sat down.

When Oak finally calmed down, he finally called out the last name. "West, Henrietta!" The girl picked up the remaining ball, while Oak calmly said, "Rhyhorn. Very interesting!". She frowned slightly at the choice and took her seat.

Oak looked at all of the trainers thoughtfully, before pulling out the pokedexes. He handed them to everyone, then giving them all some poke balls. "Now trainers, the road ahead will be tough, but just know to never give up!" he ushered them out of the building. They all began to go their separate ways before Oask suddenly remembered something. "Oh yeah! If any of you lose a battle, it's game over!" He shut the door while grinning.

Oak stepped inside. He faced the hidden camera, and spoke clearly. "The trainers are out, now the show begins! Tune in next week, when we follow each of these ten trainers and their difficult journey ahead! See you all next time!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Character List for your convenience:

Name-Starter-Location

Kyle Acker - Charmander - Pallet Town

Cindy Bachman - Pikachu - Pallet Town

David Dougherty - Machop - Pallet Town

Travis Hicks - Cubone - Pallet Town

Bethany Milligan - Squirtle - Pallet Town

Benny Oak - Dratini - Pallet Town

Michael Rodriguez - Eevee - Pallet Town

Steven Sladek - Bulbasaur - Pallet Town

Sheldon Vance - Caterpie - Pallet Town

Henrietta West - Rhyhorn - Pallet Town