Charmy Bee, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

Charmy Bee

So like yeah. I'm Charmy and I was so mad when I came home the other day. It all started when Vector the FAT Crocodile's FAT bootycakes were blocking the tv. I couldn't see a thing and the big game was on it just twelve minutes. I was so mad so I ran up to the kitchen counter and pulled out the waffle maker. I put it on the tail of FAT crocodile and whipped him around the place until he screamed like a chicken.

Espio stopped by afterward and called for his silver hanky collection. I told him his nose was stupid and he called me stupid. I really hate that guy because I am Charmy Bee and you are a toadhead. Plus, I had double cheeseburgers. A double cheeseburger? I love that song and Mr. Lunt's dumb face. He has no eyes like Vector's FAT ugly bum. Iwish my name was Charmy 'cause it is.

Then tomorrow I'm changing my name to Leroy Brown. He's a bad man in a whole town and you don't mess with Jim. You don't spit in the wind 'cause it will fly back and hit you in the face and that would be ultra gross.

Speaking of dumbo crocodiles, I hate Vector! He's such a whiny know-it-all. I'm gonna skin him and make a pair of size six boots. My feet aren't size six, but Vector's fatness is. Especially his big ole behind. His Crocodile nose is something I dislike about him. Why does he think it's sooooo hot and special. He must think Vanilla digs it, but she's a dumb character ever since Sticks killed Cream's existence. I hate Sticks to, but that's because I'm Charmy Bee and I'm hotter than a Jedi named Stevie.

Espio needs to get his nose fixed because it's stupid and looks like a banana. Then I'll kick him and take his curly bum to the cleaners! By the way, Espio gained weight last Tuesday and now he is a very FAT person like Vector, but Vector is a buffoon. Vector also has a dumb nose that I think is taunting my stinger. My stinger is beautiful and can break the wall with it's hot power. Then the waffle bum of Vector will die because I'm the hotty hot stinger guy. Vector will be proud of his deadness and I'll get the anchovies on the pizza. I hate them, but I'll force feed espio them 'cause he's an old fatso.

I'm Charmy and I hate Vector and him who is purply-pink and horn-nosed with ninja dumbness. Here's my stinger and there's a cow. Vector is his pie. His pie is green because of Vector's dumb FAT person scales. I can sing better than Vector and comb my hair better than Espio.

So then last night, Espio screamed because I killed Vector with a toe. I bit it until he was dead and I'm hot because of that. And he's like in the tombstone outside because of his deadness and he was at the funeral with Mr. Toadberry. Knuckles came too, but I hate him and his rapping voice. Then Sonic can't be here because he's has an X show and it got cancelled because I was too hot in it with my helmet and stinger. Sonic cried because I was so beautiful and Espio had a fun time doing his campaigning with me 'cause I'm Charmy Bee and the world revolves around the Home Depot. Don't yell at sporks because they will someday learn how to fly without curling their toes like idiots.

Sorry, but only I can be Charmy Bee, so, like, the end.

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