"Do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, in life or death?"

You looked at him, smiling brightly and shyly as you nodded. "I do."

"And do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness or in health, in life or death?" the minister asked your lover.

He nodded once, but hesitated on his words. You furrowed your brows briefly as he waited for a few very long seconds.

"I- I do-" Your smile could outshine the sun. You couldn't help but let the feeling of nervousness disappear as your picture perfect wedding was near complete. Now all you had to worry about was the dancing, as he was so short, and talking to the guests and media, since it was the first human/house-elf marriage in a hundred years-

"I don't."

And your life came crashing down.


I got Dobby/Marlene McKinnon as a pairing for the 335 Bonanza Pairing Challenge, and the first thing that went through my head was "I wonder what their babies would look like." So I started planning the wedding.

But of course nothing must go correctly. So Dobby doesn't love Marlene. Evil eh?

I don't own Harry Potter.