How About Some Drinx? Chapter 1
"Aww yeah, Draven. Draven. Draaaaaaaaaven." Draven hispered as he admired himself in hte mirror.
Resently, Draven's position had been falling in the metalgame. The glorious Executioner lived for attenshun, and with his failin viability, he's begun to new ways to be in the spotlight once again.
"You know what would make me the talk of the Rift again?" Draven asked his reflection as his reflection asked Draven as he asked his reflection, "If I had a girlfriend."
Draven thought this was an eggsellent idea, but he quickly found a flaw in his plan.
"But Rito makes all their non yordle girl champions have huge breasts! If I date any of them, everybody will pay attention to them and not me!"
Suddenly Jinx strides in weaing her extremely skimpy cloting and carrying bbunch of weapons. Jinxs clothing she was wherein served to emphasize that her chest was as flat as a tree if the tree were sawed down into a completely straight woden bored. Draven understands the solute to his dilemem.
"Hey babe, howbout you date the saxxiest man in Valoran?Draven!"
"I bet your mustache is a faggot." Jinx remarked
"Not Draven,Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven." Draven replied in a voice 20% more seductively
And in that moment, Jinx was instantly smited like a blugolem being leashed before the minions get turned into onions by the fell in love with that adc. Draven's muscular frame was as tall as a 6foot and 3 inches tree, and his flowing mustache could probably block a few mites of dust in the air. His muscular blades were strong enough to throw his arms for hours, which he does everyday. His Noxian technique was beatful.
"Cum on Draven, where doing this." Jinx said in a completely deadpan voice.
Draven and Jinx walked off into the enemy base and killed everything together. Everybody saw that Draven is indeed the metalgame as longas he was paired with Jinx. And in that moment, Draven was happy, because he had found in the love of his life and satted his attention whore self with a buttload of adoration, almost as much adoration as the Billy Mays when he ran over his own hand to test out new production.
"dRAVEN…" jINX said
"Yes?" Draven said back to Jinx said
"I loaf you" Jinx said back to Draven's response as Lulu turned Jinx into bread.
Draven realized how much he loved Jinx's sense of humor and amusement over wonton destruction.
And in that moment, everyone was bread.
And then everyone was dead. And the enemy team was so moved by the strength of this crack pairing that they surrendered so that Draven and Jinx could have the Rift all to themselves. They enjoyed there first date by turning the grandpa lizard into chicken nugger.