Enjoy the intro. Most of this is an author's note at the bottom.
CPOV
Me and Rose were having one of our daily fights. (Whoa, that sounds like Sonny and Chad)
"Well everyone knows novices are better than Mori." Rose said.
"How?"
"Novices are stronger."
"Mori are smarter."
"Dhampirs are curvy."
"Mori are thin."
"Dhampirs can go out in the sun."
"Mori have magic."
"Dhampirs don't rely on others."
"You know what?"
"What?"
"I declare war! Novices vs. Mori!" The people around me stared. "Oh yeah! We will prove that Mori are superior! A prank war has begun!"
Okay wateva review if I should continue.
Rose: Oh yeah! Kicking Mori butt!
Christian: We can use compulsion to stop you.
Rose: Please. I had to knock out a guard thanks to your crap compulsion skills.
Christian: You know what I think?
Me: IAMBI!
Rose: What do you think pyro?
Christian: I think that-
Iambi: ENOUGH!
*silence*
Iambi: Better.
Me: Iambi, take Rose to the emo corner. Dri, take Christian to the Merry Go Round.
Rose: NO! Not the emo kids!
Christian: NO! Not the little kids!
Dri: *rolls eyes and drags Christian away*
Iambi: *Takes Rose to emo corner once again*
Me: What's wrong with emo kids? I love emo people.
Dimitri: How come the My Dreamland people get to come here?
Me: Cuz I LIKE them. Plus their MINE.
Dimitri: You are so weird.
Me: Don't make me bring Tram in here.
Dimitri: *gulp* Goodbye
Me: Aren't you forgetting something?
Dimitri: Review?
Me: Yes. I will put any prank you send in into the story.