Black-Angle-001: completely random here! kudos to shinigami4986 for telling me this joke!
Disclaimer: I put no claim to FMA
Missed!
Ed and Roy were both taking the day off to play golf. Why? Because Roy had bragged to Riza that the only thing Fullmetal would be able to beat him in was golf. Of course, Ed, being in the room at the time, heard this. The only reason Ed took Roy up on his "silent, macho man challenge," Al said, was because his brother always looked for any reason, no matter it was, to beat his supervisor and brag about it. So, Roy and Ed were at the golf course, eigth hole, sending snide and taunting remarks back and forth to each other.
As it turned out, Roy was bad. Ed was horrible. They would have been finished by about four, but between them it would take all night. Ed was lining up his shot, took it, and missed. The little white ball bounced over the little hole. Until now, Ed had refrained from certain words because they were surrounded by people. He was tired, hungry, aggrivated, fairly pissed off and he didn't give a damn if the whole world knew it. He threw the club to the ground.
"Fuck, missed!" It wasn't the first time that he had missed, but it was the first time Ed acknowledged it. Roy just shrugged and continued wtih the game.
Not long after, they made it to the next hole. Again, Ed took the shot and missed.
"Fuck, missed!" The youth then proceeded to let out more obscene words. This time, Roy didn't let him off with a shrug.
"You really shouldn't curse so much; it isn't healthy," warned the Flame alchemist. Ed rolled his eyes in response.
Much later, they repeated the process. Again, they found themselves at the hole and again Ed shot the ball. His luck had been expectional for a while, so he was over confident and cocky. He hit the ball with a wedge even, and...
"Fuck, missed!" This time around, Ed broke the flag pole, tore up grass, bent his clubs and did other destructive things to the 17th hole. Roy tsked him and shook his head.
"God is going to strike you down for all that swearing, Fullmetal."
"Shove it Mustang!"
Finally, after hours of putting up with each other, the two were at the 18th hole, the end of the game. They were ready to call it quits, but being true to their competetive attitudes, Ed and Roy stuck it out like the good soilders they were.
"Fuck, missed!" Guess who?
Suddenly, a lighting bolt shot down from a clear sky, hitting Roy and turning him into a pile of sindering ashes. Ed stood there, staring and blinking. A deep booming voice from above shouted,
"Fuck, missed!"
Ed began laughing and dancing around before he was hit by a lightning bolt similar to Roy's and was also turned into a sindering pile of ash.
As for the golf game, even though both scores sucked to high heaven, Roy would have won.
Black-Angel-001: do i hate those two? no. don't mean to step on no one's toes but it's just funny.