*Cloud walks out on stage*
Welcome everyone! We're here today to discuss my ever-questioned relationships with Tifa and Aeris. Yeah, yeah. I know you all saw me with both of them, and I know everyone has different opinions on who I should be with! I mean, yeah, Aeris and me had a great time on our little "date" at the Golden Saucer *wink wink*, but me an Tifa had a pretty amazing time right before we went down into the northern crater to find ol' Sephiroth! I can still remember each one, in pretty good detail, especially late at night, when I'm all alone, reading por...no! I mean reading comic books...yeah...
Anyway! I can remember each one, and believe me here, they both had pluses and minuses. No doubt about that. Like the way Tifa umm...acted. And the way Aeris just sold flowers for a living. I'm the kind of guy that wants a little financial security with my girl! I'm not payin for pizza every weekend! So they more I think about it, the harder it gets...oh it gets hard...no! What are you talking about?
*Cid flicks a cig at Cloud, and cusses him as he walks out*
I can't decide who to be with! I wish it was as easy as "Well Tifa has enormous boobies" or "Aeris can do that cool little thing with bowling balls and yarn" but this isn't just about getting it on with either of em! At least I don't think it is. I mean I've already proved I can do whatever I want with either of them, whenever I want right?! So I have to judge their...*shivers*...personalities. ARRRGGGGHHHHH.....
*Cloud runs off stage, screaming*
15 minutes pass....
*Yuffie walks out*
Sorry folks. It looks like Cloud had a little...problem talking about personality. Maybe he has a problem with being open? We'll see next week! Good bye!