After requests from some people via PM, I have decided that I will write out each of the 'awkward moments'…
Number 20:
The awkward moment when Michael is thirsty and they're out of blood in the Glass House…
Michael staggers downstairs, knowing that allowing himself to get this thirsty is stupid, that when there are three humans in the house he ought to be much more careful. He knows they don't like seeing his crimson eyes and the way that he stares at their throats, desiring their blood.
"Yo, Mike, you look like death warmed up," Shane, not surprisingly, comments. "Oh wait… scratch the warmed up bit," he continues, laughing slightly. Michael ignores him on his way to the fridge…
…which is entirely empty. There isn't even any six month old milk in there, like usual. Every single shelf has been cleared of its contents; hmm, he thinks, he forgot that the shelves were originally white, underneath all the mould and crap that usually covered them.
"Shane, why is the fridge empty?" he asks through gritted teeth, ignoring the beating hearts of Shane and the two girls who are in the living room.
"Oh, we decided that we needed a clean out," Shane responds with a huge grin as Michael turns around. "And I accidentally poured bleach in your sports bottle so I had to pour that away – sorry if you needed it," he continues, spitefully.
Michael takes a huge breath, which is a mistake. This is because the scent of the blood in Eve and Claire's bodies overwhelms him. So he knocks Shane unconscious with a swift move the monster in him has been perfecting for weeks before zooming into the living room and grinning evilly at both his girlfriend and his best friend.
"Well, ladies, I vant to drink your vlood," he says in a fake Transylvanian accent before pouncing on Eve, draining her body entirely before moving onto the screaming Claire…
Now that is what you call awkward.
What're your thoughts?
Next one will be up tomorrow – involves a hippie with a clothing problem!
Vicky xx