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Disclaimer : We don't own Inuyasha, we just some crazy people who have crazy idea to make this story. We made this story while we're chatting, so… this fic is really really insane (and so does the authors)
A/N : 4 girls owned this fic : Tanabata, Kyraa, Psycho and Chubbykyo. We have OUR OWN PARTS !!! Normal type is Psycho's part, italized one is Kyraa's part, Tanabata and Chubby HAVEN'T WORK YET !!! You should wait for next chappie if you want to read their's. And you'll be able to read the next chappie soon IF YOU REVIEW A LOTTTTT !!! And for you to know, we made this fanfic with 2 languages (already translate it into full English) our grammar IS BAD so sorry if you don't understand well. Well, enjoy !!!
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One day, there's a dog. He is wearing a full-color-blouse and flowers-pattern blouse, now he is walking in the garden… trying to catch butterflies…
NOT walking around!!! He's jumping around like a girl while smelling all the flowers around him…
(up to you) Suddenly there's Kagome… walking (ehm, not walking, crawling), smelling the ground with his nose trying to find Inu's aroma.
Kyraa : Eh??? Smelling Inu's aroma? Why don't make them not known each other yet?
Psycho : Well, the PLAN IS Kagome want to find and make Inuyasha pay for his debt BECAUSE he didn't pay for the Kagome's blouse yet.
Kyraa : Allright then…
(back to the story)
After Kagome finds Inu's aroma, she changed into ehm… an angry… NO! mad woman… ehm… maybe insane woman who really looks like mad dog. She jumps up and down, feeling like flea herself (OR WHATEVER!!!) and scream with scary, full-of-energy-of-madness, "INUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu, heard her screaming, jumps about 5 meters from d ground, and ended up landing on his butt. quickly, after regaining his sense (if he ever has one) he jump into the nearby tree, hoping to disguise himself behind it
Then, Kagome and Inu pursuing each other, encircle the tree (for about 5 hours). And then, suddenly there's a motorcycle sounds, "BRUM BRUM BRAM BRIM BRUM" (or whatever like that). That was Sango, a yakuza's leader who trying to find Kagome CAUSE Kagome stole Sango's blouse (so… who's the REAL OWNER of that stupid blouse???) behind her was Miroku, her loyal slave.
After seeing Sango, Inu suddenly stop and without any command, Kagome bump into him and the two fall make a crump thing like mountain. Sango who saw all of that suddenly laugh and laugh and laugh and doesn't have time to stop her motorcycle but luckily, her motorcycle stop right before Inu's and Kagome's head. Miroku, who saw the poor Kagome and Inu, fastly come by their side and said, "OhmyholyGod, let me help you."
Kyraa : Why don't we make that Sango is the pervert one and Miroku is the nice one, he's the one who warn Sango every time her 'pervert ness' come
Psycho : Ok, up to you
But, when Miroku touch Kagome's hand, the background suddenly turned into sparkling stars with seven colors: mejikuhibiniu (our country's spell for red, pink, yellow, green, blue, nila and purple) Sango become mad and slap Kagome's face. It causes some strange affect to Inu and consciously, he slaps Kagome. Kagome become mad, she throw Sango's motorcycle and said, "OSUWARIIIIIIIIII !!!!" Inu falls, the motorcycle fly higher and higher to the sky and disappear after "CLING"'s sound with star mark.
Psycho : are you still there ?!!! Hello !!! It's your turn !!!!!!!
Kyraa : sorai sorai, I'm eating
Psycho : hahaha…
Kyraa : NEXT……!!!!!!!!!
Psycho : …It's your turn ! BAKA !!!
After everyone came out from whatever is it that made them act like that, they realize what happened before. in matters of seconds, you can see them running around the park, Inu running and screaming for his life, chased by Kagome who wants to 'sit' Inu again, and then comes Sango who wants Kagome to pay for her dress, followed by Miroku, that because didn't know what to do, followed everyone act, run
And then and then… suddenly Inu bump into his brother, Sesshoumaru who's now in date with Rin. Because it's hurts SOOOOOOOO MUCCCCHHHHH… Sesshou crying with LOUD AND VERY LOUD VOICE until everyone shut their ear up even rats. Fastly, Rin go to buy some……………BALLOONS… And after see those balloons, Sesshou become kid who already ate too much drugs (lah???)
(mix, mix, gado-gado please) Sesho bouncing up and down holding a balloon with a childish smile on his face, definitely not something every else (and me) want to see, cause they all scrambling into other places, not caring even a little about him. The only one left is Rin, standing with her unreadable-face, seeing Sesshou, the only one in million Sesshou… being like that.
(I want to know what her face looks like) Inu, after realized what happen, suddenly scream, "MY LOVELY DEAREST (yeah, put on 'Dearest' song!!!) BROTHER: CECCHOU-CHAN !!! I MISS YOU A LOOOOOOOTTSSS !!!" His scream affects Sesshou a lot, suddenly Sesshou run into Inu and scream with lovely voice, "INU-CHAAAAAAAAANNNNN !!!" and Inu greet Sesshou with very warm and charming hug while keep scream, "CECCHHHOUUUUU-CCCHHHAAAANNNNNN !!!!!!!!!" The background changed into sparkling stars and then… (I can stand from laughing… please continue it, Kyraa…)
After all the hugges and kisses exchange between the oh-so-strange-brother, Inu and Cecho went to a nearby table holding hands and started talking about things like girls, food, their life and other pretty-pretty little sparkling diamonds things
(yeah, something like that) and Kag+Rin+Sango+Miro suddenly scream together, "That's not in the script !!!!" while Inu+cecchou said, "Ups, sorry" and suddenly appears stage manager from nowhere and said, "CUT !!!"
And then he said "You all a bunch of moron!!!! Do it all over again and don't stop until I told ya!!!!! No breaks, no lunch, no payment, no fame!!!! Got that!!!!" The cast hearing all that quickly went on separate ways, preparing their self for the torture of living hell that they know will come from a director they believe, was even a devil himself, that come to earth specially to hunt them down from movie business.
Kyraa : NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!
Psycho : WAIT !!! Your English is soo confusing !!! Give me a break !!!
Kyraa : Poor you huehehehhehehe. Say thanks to all fanfic I've read so far
Psycho : *sweatdropped* Okay, next…
At least, the shooting is delayed, they all have sad face CAUSE didn't have the pay. They can't buy any food, they starving and begging for food on street (huehue, poor them) And then Cecchou yell to Inu…
He said "You stupid brother, look what have you done!!!" and inu said "Whattttt???? Now don't go blaming it all on me, it's yours too!!!!" and Kagome said "you white haired freaks!!! for gods sake, u way beyond a hundred year old!!! act like it will you? gods, never I thought I would see the day when a full youkai and a half youkai act like 5 years old!!! gee.... my baby can do a lot more better"
At least, they fighting on the street, Inu punch Sesshou, Sesshou want to punch Inu back but it hits Kagome, Kagome want to slap Sesshou but it hit Sango, Sango throw her hiraikotsu and it hit Miroku… and….
Miroku who wants to patch people's injury must patch his own's on his head… and then…
Suddenly, there's Shippo who wants to stop the fight. The others confuse, and said, "Hey you, what the hell are you doing here ???" And Shippo said, "Me ? I'm a POLICE AND I COME TO ARREST YOU ALL !!!"
And Sango said "oh yeah fuzzy tail??? you little, can't even handle a mosquite, want to arrest all of us? aw man.... did you hit your head last night? I bet something very-very-very wrong has found it's way into your head."
Shippo whips to Sango, "Sango, that's not in the script !!!" "What? Do you mean we're playing now?" "Yes, you moron!!!" suddenly, Sango changed her voice, "Stupid police, you think you can arrest me? I'll kick your butt!!!"
And Shippo said "You can try, but you know you will be defeated by me, the great Shippo!!! hump!!! Meanwhile, when Sango and Shippo busy 'chatting', Inu and cs had gotten their selves a big comfy and plushy sofa, complete with a big bowl of popcorn along with bottles of coke.
They're watching their own play in TV, Inu said, "Hey, Kagome! Why you often said 'osuwari' thing to me! Look! In this episode, you said that word 100 times! Don't say that because you're angry!" "SHUT UP YOU STUPID INU ! The audience loves that part!! So it must 10times from the usual! YOU STUPID MORON BAKA INU !!!"
Inu said, "Hah? maybe they like it, but I am SURE AS HELL DON'T LIKE IT WENCH!!! Someday, I am going to end up in a hospital with a broken back, a few broken ribs, problem with hands and legs and god knows what else I can came up with!!!! and you!!! little missy (wideeeeeee smirk) are going, to pay alllll of it!! got that into that thick brain of yours...
Kyraa : huahahhahaha, do you understand ???
Psycho : Yes, I can…! Just confuse.
Kagome+Inu start to fight (again…) while Sesshou scream to the stage manager, "Why that stupid Inu have more episode than ME ???!!! PLAY ME MORE!!! I'M MORE POPULAR THAN HE AND GIVE THAT TESSAIGA TO ME !!!"
And the stage manager said, "Hah? Tessaiga? Why you waste your time asking me that? Just ask to the staff, I'm sure they have about… 12 in warehouse. Take it if you want." After Sesshou go, the stage manager told himself, "Crazy… he's big now but he's still playing with plastic sword??? Ck ck ck… really, people nowadays get insane more quickly…"
Hmmm, Then Cechou goes to the warehouse and he really shock when he saw lots of Tessaiga and without any second, he picks ALL OF THEM AND SAID, "MINE !!! MINE !!! IT'S ALL MINE !!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH *cough*" (more addiction than balloons before) Rin saw the stupid Sesshou and crying… why… why… he cares Tessaiga lots than her…? So… she takes all the tessaiga and goes to the river. She burnt all the Tessaiga and let the ashes to be eaten by fish…
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Psycho : And then…
Kyraa : STOOOOOOOPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho : Why?
Kyraa : GIVE ME A BREAK !!! I'M TIRED !!!
Psycho : ……….*sighed* okay then.
Tanabata : REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! IF YOU WANT READ NEXT ! REVIEW A LOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Chubby : ……………………………………………*sighed*
Psycho : R-E-V-I-E-W !!! We'll NOT CONTINUE until we get lots of review !!! And TANABATAAAA !!! You owe me a lot for translating and register thing !!! REMEMBER THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanabata : Wahahaha, I don't care, you want it anyway.
Psycho : …… *sob* how could you………………… :P well, don't mind it anyway. Well, reader-tachi… thanks for reading and please review cause my friend don't want (and will never) continue if we don't get reviews. Bye !!!