KD: My first Danny Phantom! WHOO! GO DANNY! Sorry…LOL Anyways, the only person in this story is OOC is Tucker Foley…I seriously don't know if he's terrified of caterpillars, but…I somehow doubt that. Full Summary next!
Summary: Danny and Sam just WON'T stop bickering! They're ruining the trip that the three had saved up for! But, things get out of hand…fast, very fast when they wind up stuck in cave with a talking bear! Too bad the bear wants to be a psychologist, and things get even worst when they wind up with AMENSIA! And that bear tells them that Danny is a bad boy and Sam's a…well, I dunnoe. But, she's REALLY perky and just like her parents…and that's they're…IN LOVE! And Danny won't STOP sticking his tongue down her throat! (I'm actually happy about this but...Tucker isn't)
Disclaimer: Nope.
Warning: OOC! Just in case, I'm saying EVERYONE is OOC!
Hate me, Kiss me!
Chapter 1: FREAK!
"Yes! This was the life, our first skiing/Hiking trip! So, we had to take along Danny' s Parents but they are ALL the way down at the lodge…not up here with the peacefulness, and the company of loving friends!" Tucker said happily, as they trudged up the mountain.
"SHUT UP!" Danny yelled at Sam, "You did NOT just tell me to shut up! Who do you think you are?" Sam shouted at him.
"But…somehow I feel as if the lodge is more peaceful…" Tucker said with a sigh, as Danny and Sam continued to bicker.
"I'd rather DIE than spend another minute with you!" Danny growled angrily, "I can arrange that!" Sam said as she clutched her hand into a fist.
"STOP IT! Why are you fighting?" Tucker said asked them, "Because that dumb…GOTH FREAK won't shut up!" Danny said pointing at Sam.
"GOTH FREAK? GOTH FREAK?" Sam shrieked angrily, "Oooh…now you've done it" Tucker said stepping away from Danny, who definitely should start praying!
"At least I'm not a REAL FREAK! I mean who do you think you are? Casper the friendly ghost?" Sam hissed at him.
"Man, that cold girl" Tucker muttered under his breath, as he heard sizzling beside him…which was obviously Danny.
"What's wrong Danny? Can't face the truth?" Sam said taking a deadly step towards him, "That you're a FREAK?"
'Oh…Sam's acting REALLY weird, maybe she just needs some Foley, by Tucker Foley…the special kind I made to sooth people' Tucker said happily as Danny just shot daggers through his eyes at her.
If looks could kill, they'd both be a long gone before they had started fighting out of NOWHERE on the car ride and so on…why? Tucker didn't know, but he was going to find out…after they got a whiff of his stuff.
"TAADAA! FOLEY, BY TUCKER FOLEY!" Tucker said spraying it…right in Danny's eyes.
"GYAAA!" Danny yelled, Tucker took surprised step back…not by the whole, oh god I sprayed the stuff in Danny's eyes the whole LOOK HOW HUGE THE CATERPILLER ON DANNY'S SHOULDER IS!
"EEEEK!" Tucker shrieked as he ran off, "Look what you did!" Sam shouted at him. "What did I do? I didn't do anything!" Danny protested.
"You scared him off!" Sam sad angrily, "I SCARED HIM OFF? If anything scared him off it's that huge vein pulsing in your forehead" Danny spat out.
"SHUT UP! TUCKER! TUCKER, COME BACK!" Sam called after him, but no good…he didn't come back.
"Tucker! Tucker, come back" Danny mimicked, "you're not even funny! I'm going to go look for MY best friend!" Sam said starting to go off.
"YOUR best friend? HE'S MINE!" Danny shouted at her, "SUUUUUUURE!" Sam drawled out as she stared at the map, hoping to figure out where he went too.
"You're not listening! You NEVER listen!" Danny said as he made a grab for her map, "SHUT UP, FREAK!" Sam yelled at him as Danny snatched the map.
"Give it back!" Sam shrieked as she fell down, with half the map. "YOU RIPPED IT!" Danny shouted at her. "YOU ripped it! I had the map and you grabbed it!" Sam shouted at him.
"That's it! I'm tired of you, I NEVER want to see you again!" Danny said stomping off in one direction, "PREACH IT, SISTER!" Sam said as she dropped the map pieces and stalked off the other way.
"I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!" Danny screeched after her.
"GUYS? Is the Caterpillar GONE now? GUYS?" Tucker wailed from the bushes, but he heard nothing. "Guys?" Tucker said pushing out of the bushes, as he ran out to see no one there.
"Oh…" Tucker said as he saw the two pieces of the map, "their fighting must have gotten out of hand and each stalked away from each other!" Tucker said crouching down to pick up the pieces. (KD: Lucky Guess…)
"One of them must have gone to Devil's corner!" Tucker said pointing to the sign, "and the other must have gotten to Floral Garden!" he said pointing to the other.
Tucker gasped in shock, "I bet Sam went to Devil's Corner…then she's going to scream in horror and Danny's saves her, BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!" Tucker finished.
"Why should I worry, Danny'll just save her and the fighting over and we can enjoy the trip in PEACE!" Tucker said as he walked off to the lodge, no point wasting HIS time trying to come up with a clever plan.
"Stupid FLOWERS!" Sam said as she kicked them, "Stupid DANNY!" as she kicked another bunch of them.
"GAAAAAH!" Came Danny's scream, "That was Danny's scream…hope he's in crucial pain," Sam said bitterly.
"I'm going to go WATCH" Sam said as she walked off in the yelling directions, "Wait" Sam said stopping.
"On ONE hand…I was REALLY mean to him, and if I go over there he'll think I'm going to APOLOGIZE" Sam said as she stuck out one of her hands for emphasis, "On the OTHER hand he called me a Goth FREAK! He's deserves to be in pain!" sticking out her other hand.
"But on the THIRD hand…" Sam said sticking out her third hand, "WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?" Sam screeched as she saw the hand.
"Sorry…I was just joking…" KD says with a laugh, "Go on! Go after Danny!" says pushing her towards Devil's Corners.
"Whatever" Sam said as she walked towards Devil's corner to see Danny hanging on a branch, if he let go he'd fall into a cliff.
"How Cliché" Sam said staring at him, "Sam, you've must…wait-a-minute…I'm half ghost" Danny said going ghost and drifting to land.
"Freak…" Sam said with a sneer, "I…" Danny was SERIOUSLY boiling now!
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I…" Danny's voice trailed off as Sam exploded, "MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO!" She shouted at him.
"That's I'm half-ghost?" Danny said staring at her in shock, "No…the fact that you…you…" Sam's voice started cracking as Danny reached for her hand but she slapped it away.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY!" Sam shrieked as she slipped…down…down…down…
"Whoa…that's a long way down…" Danny said whistling as he watched her fall, "Oh…I'm supposed to DO something! Okay then…" Danny said laughing as he grabbed his script.
"Go after her" Danny read, "Oh! Well, isn't that a TAD bit too obvious? I mean SERIOUSLY!" Danny said waving the script angrily.
Suddenly Danny was pushed from nowhere really, falling…down…down…down.
The clown's sad brown eyes were brown…brown…brown…
"STUPID CLOWN!" Danny shrieked as the Clown just started laughing as he walked off, but Danny didn't go ghost…he fell…and his head…just like Sam.
KD: Hope you like! It's my first Danny Phantom… the clown belongs to me! I'm sorry about the eye thing…anyways! In the Summary, kind of know what happens next so REVIEW PLEASE! R&R!