Welcome! How are you?

Alice: I'm good but could we keep this short? I want to go shopping with Jazz.

So what age are you. Vampire and human.

Rosalie: I am 18 in human years and I am 90 in vampire years. I was born the same year as Em, but he 'died' two years after me.

Alice: I don't really know what age I am in Human years.

So do you guys believe in Heaven? And if so that Vampires get in?

Alice: I think that if your sorry about all the people you've killed you have a shot at it. I also think that Jasper can get in no matter what he says.

Rosalie: Maybe he just doesn't want to get in and he's just making excuses. Anyway, like Alice says, you need to be sorry about it. I am SO not sorry that I killed my b***h of a fiancée.

Nice. Anyway, were you guys aware of the fact that Edward uses Bella as a slave? Earlier she came in and said that she'd finished sweeping the forest and asked if there was anything else he needed.

Alice: I was not! Thank you for telling me that though. I have to go find him...Excuse me.

Rosalie: (Smirks) I don't know what the big deal is. I use Emmett all the time.

Really, do you? I hadn't noticed.

Rosalie: Oh yeah, all the time. But I don't see anything wrong with Edward doing it to Bella as long as she doesn't mind.

Doesn't Emmett mind you using him?

Rosalie: No, he doesn't as long as he thinks he's helping me.

What do you make him do?

Rosalie: Well, he brings me things like magazines and takes cushions off the sofa that Edward's sitting on to give to me. They don't really make me more comfortable but since he's willing to do anything for me...

You really are mean.

Rosalie: (Smiles evilly) He also decapitates anyone I ask him to.

Did I say mean? I meant clever. And beautiful.

Rosalie: I thought you did.

Alice: I found him. He only had one arm though.

Oh yeah, that was an incident that happened earlier.

Alice: What?

Um, he was the one that started that rumour about Em and Jazz.

Rosalie: (Hisses) What! That was him! I should have guessed. The last time that happened I almost divorced Emmett!

Alice: Well, don't worry, he only has one leg as well now.

Rosalie: Thanks, Alice.

Okay, Thanks Girls. That's good.

Rosalie: It's okay. I'm gunna go find Emmett now. Bye.

Alice: No Problem. I have to go shopping with Jazz now. Bye.

(Meets Jasper at the door)