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Here Comes Jackal
Here comes Jackal!
Here comes Jackal!
Right to the Honky Tonk!
Ginji and Ban and all their friends
are not pleased at all about this
Ban is swearing, Ginji's sweating;
All is not merry and bright.
Watch Ginji go chibi and hide behind Ban,
'Cause Doctor Jackal's come tonight.
Here comes Jackal!
Here comes Jackal!
Right to the Honky Tonk!
He's got a body that's filled with razors
for cutting people up.
Hear the store's bell jingle jangle,
The man in black has come.
So run away and cover your eyes,
'Cause Doctor Jackal's come tonight.