okay this is my first fic so please no flames! as most of you know,im a comedian and i write all sorts of funny stuff so yeah enjoy this...
WTF? You finally started?!Man took ya long enough! I was about to call police! You had me worried sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-konoha.chick 91(she didnt really say that!!)
EH? I aint scared of no po-pos! Call the po-pos, I dont care!(hehe got that from madea) Anyways on wit the story!!
blah -inner
blah-talking
blah- thinking
sakura POV:
"Hey Sakura-chaaaaaaan!"boomed none other than Naruto , my onii-chan."Hey Narutooooooo!"I shouted, giving him my usual greeting of my big,toothy,wolfy smile.He gave me a big hug and we headed down to breakfast.I was wearing faded blue jeans with a brown sweater and a pink shirt on top that said 'Thats my bro!' with a picture of me and Naruto.Naruto was wearing jeans with an orange shirt that said 'Dont mess wit' my sis,dawg!' with a fox and a girl that was petting it.It was our tradition to wear sister/brother stuff.After we ate, we grabbed our bags and left for school."I'm so syked!We get to go to school with Neji , Tenten , Lazboi (lazy boy) , Ino , Teme , and Temari!"Naruto said in estatic.Sure everything gets him excited...
sasuke POV
Today was the first day of school.I was really looking forward to seeing dobe and his sister Sakura.She is so cute.Scratch that , she is so hot! Ooh ,ooh theyre coming act cool kay?yeah yeah phhh
"Duuuuuuuuuuude!"they bot h said giving Sasuke a fox-like grin and a wolfy grin.They did their signature slap dout clap clap slap high five handshake."How 'bout it?" Sakura asked."Hn,notin much."Sasuke replied.Just then they heard a noise.It was...FANS!Hundreds of them!"LAST ONE TO SCHOOL GETS RAPED!"Sakura yelled and off they went...or technically ran!
so how was the first chapter?i no short yes but i need inspiration!so anyways review!oh i got i pole out so make sure you read it!
omg bunny dattebayo!