"Hello Naruto"

"Naruto come here"

"I love you Naruto"

"Make love to me Naruto"

"Naruto marry me"

"You're mine Naruto"

"I won't take no for an answer Naruto"

Fangirls. So many fangirls.

"Oh Naruto"

"Naruto stay with me forever"

"Be mine, Naruto"

"You're so sexy Naruto"

"Naruto I'll die without you"

"I'm your soul mate Naruto"

"I'm not giving you a choice Naruto"

Everywhere he looked they were there, blonds, brunettes, redheads, even pink hair! Pink? Sakura!

"Sakura! Sakura, please help me!" Naruto called desperately to his teammate. Soon the pink head was by his side pushing fangirls away, fighting tooth and nail to save him.

Only ten minutes ago Naruto had walked into a mall to buy some instant ramen. Kakashi had said there was a convention today and that it would be crowded, but Naruto never expected a "Naruto" convention. You think someone would have told him that millions of hot girls from around the world had come to this one mall today to celebrate their love for him. Those girls, they had bright red hungry eyes, just like their lips. Naruto shuddered at the memory. All those manicured claws tearing at his clothes, those thunderous shrieks and wicked smiles.

"Gee, thanks Sakura" Naruto said as she locked them safely inside a dark closet. "I thought I was a goner"

"No problem" the girl answered, but her voice was unfamiliar.

"What the" Naruto flicked on the light.

Pink hair, pale skin, beautiful smile with red lips and Red Eyes.

"You're not Sakura"

"I'll be anyone you want me to"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH" Then everything went black.

Naruto awoke with a start. "Please let it be a dream. Please let it be a dream"

"Oh good you're awake, honey" Nope that same voice. Naruto opened him eyes. He was in a dimly lit room. It had black a carpet, ceilings and walls. Dark red drapes covered the windows. Naruto was on a king sized bed, with dark red sheets.

Naruto tried to moved but his feet stayed in place. Looking down he realized they were shackled to the bed posts. He also realized he was only in his boxers.

"Let me-" He stopped, the girl was in laundere, and though he hated to admitt it, she looked really hot. Her hair was no longer pink, he now realized it was probably a wig, but a light blonde. Her eyes were still red though. "Who are you?"

The girl giggled "I can still be Sakura or anyone you want"

"Why am I here?"

"Because I love you"

"But-"

"Shhhhh" She put a finger to Naruto's lips and crawled on top of him. "Be quiet" she kissed him hotly.

"Get off him you slut!" the girl jumped and looked around. There in the doorway was a boy with orange hair and... red eyes?

"No, you can't have you stupid fanboy!"

Fanboy, wait a minute that boy was for, he was, "Aw come on" Naruto shouted

"We will have him" another boy said in a high girly voice.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What now? Lee?!" the girl screamed and ran towards the door.

"RUN!!!" she screamed "IT'S HIM!!!!" In a flash only Lee and Naruto were left.

"Why did they run away?" Naruto asked. Then Sakura and Kakashi poofed in.

"Because Lee is the anti-fan" Sakura said

"The what?" Naruto was lost.

"Anti-fan, he doesn't have any fans because he's so well, you know, creepy."

"Oh"

"Geez Naruto" Kakashi said "Are you all right"

"Yeah I'm fine"

"Good we saved the day from unyouthfulness once again! Up, up, and away!" Lee flew up into the sky on a rainbow.

"Right" Sakura said as Kakashi sweatdropped. "So you guys up for some ramen?"

"You bet!" Naruto said

"Sorry but I'm helping Jiriaya with his research, bye!" Kakashi vanished with a poof.

"Okay so I'll see you there Naruto, don't forget pants!" Sakura vanished too.

"Hey!" Naruto shouted "You forgot to unshackle me!"

"Hello there Naruto"