Dislaimer: Final Fantasy and its characters do not belong to me. They
belong to whichever great wonderful person created them. The only thing
that's mine is this weird little 'fic', if you can call it that. Any
resemblance to any person/persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
I've always wanted to say that (. With that said, on to the author's note.
A/N: These are the 'out-takes' for the Final Fantasy game. Possibility of a spoiler later on. But it's only a possibility. I'm going to be making this up as I go. For the format, the beginning of each chapter will have a normal story format, then it will switch to script form. You'll see what I mean. And with that said, on to this fic thingy.
Final Fantasy X: behind the game.
By: Peanuty Boy (If you didn't know this, lie down, you are going to hurt yourself)
The Final Fantasy set was bustling with activity. Cast and crew scurried all around the set in the few minutes they had before shooting.
"Could someone tell me why I'm wearing this costume again?" the Tidus character was asking aloud.
"Oh, don't be a silly billy. It's very fashionable." The director replied. "Besides, you look very attractive in it."
"Wonderful…" Tidus groaned.
"Ok, people, clear the set!" the director shouted, "We're ready to shoot!" People frantically cleared the way off to the sidelines.
"Are we ready? Ok, people, first take! Lights! Camera! ACTION!"
*opening scene*
The group sits around the fire.
Tidus ::stands and walks past Yuna then climbs onto the rock.::
The Final Fantasy X words drop down on a wire, swing, and hit Tidus.
Tidus ::falls off the rock:; BAH!
Director Ok, I think we need to go with cg title after all…
*front of the stadium*
Tidus ::runs up to the front of the stadium. The crowd rushes towards him and surrounds him, then several people grab each limb and begin tugging, they eventually tear him apart::
Director Ok… When I said 'Act like you all want a piece of him' I didn't mean to tear his limbs out… Bring in the Stand-in, and this time, be more gentle?
*first fight scene*
sinscale ::gang up on Tidus and slash him to pieces::
director What's wrong with those machines?!
Crewman Uh…………….machines?
Sinscale ::run rampant across the set, killing random crew members.:
Dirrector SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! And we need another Tidus too…
*running across the building*
Tidus and Auron ::begin to run across the exploding building.::
Tidus ::falls into an open window::
Director ::sighs:: cut…
*running across the building, take 2*
Tidus and Auron ::running across the building::
Tidus ::jumps at the ledge, misses falls::
Director What happened to the support cables?!
Crewman Sir, remember those budget cuts…?
Director damn it!
A/N: Well? This is the first chapter. Please review on the basis of 1-5. They mean as follows:
OMG! This was hilarious! I had to go to the hospital; I was laughing so hard I ruptured something!
That's some very funny stuff. Laughed a lot.
Eh… It was ok. Write some more though.
Are you kidding? What a joke! You need to take writing lessons.
*you cant respond. You are staring at the screen brain-dead with drool hanging from your lip because of this crap*
I will take any and all comments. Even bad ones. If I get 5 3's and above, I'll continue. If not, may God have mercy on my soul.
A/N: These are the 'out-takes' for the Final Fantasy game. Possibility of a spoiler later on. But it's only a possibility. I'm going to be making this up as I go. For the format, the beginning of each chapter will have a normal story format, then it will switch to script form. You'll see what I mean. And with that said, on to this fic thingy.
Final Fantasy X: behind the game.
By: Peanuty Boy (If you didn't know this, lie down, you are going to hurt yourself)
The Final Fantasy set was bustling with activity. Cast and crew scurried all around the set in the few minutes they had before shooting.
"Could someone tell me why I'm wearing this costume again?" the Tidus character was asking aloud.
"Oh, don't be a silly billy. It's very fashionable." The director replied. "Besides, you look very attractive in it."
"Wonderful…" Tidus groaned.
"Ok, people, clear the set!" the director shouted, "We're ready to shoot!" People frantically cleared the way off to the sidelines.
"Are we ready? Ok, people, first take! Lights! Camera! ACTION!"
*opening scene*
The group sits around the fire.
Tidus ::stands and walks past Yuna then climbs onto the rock.::
The Final Fantasy X words drop down on a wire, swing, and hit Tidus.
Tidus ::falls off the rock:; BAH!
Director Ok, I think we need to go with cg title after all…
*front of the stadium*
Tidus ::runs up to the front of the stadium. The crowd rushes towards him and surrounds him, then several people grab each limb and begin tugging, they eventually tear him apart::
Director Ok… When I said 'Act like you all want a piece of him' I didn't mean to tear his limbs out… Bring in the Stand-in, and this time, be more gentle?
*first fight scene*
sinscale ::gang up on Tidus and slash him to pieces::
director What's wrong with those machines?!
Crewman Uh…………….machines?
Sinscale ::run rampant across the set, killing random crew members.:
Dirrector SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! And we need another Tidus too…
*running across the building*
Tidus and Auron ::begin to run across the exploding building.::
Tidus ::falls into an open window::
Director ::sighs:: cut…
*running across the building, take 2*
Tidus and Auron ::running across the building::
Tidus ::jumps at the ledge, misses falls::
Director What happened to the support cables?!
Crewman Sir, remember those budget cuts…?
Director damn it!
A/N: Well? This is the first chapter. Please review on the basis of 1-5. They mean as follows:
OMG! This was hilarious! I had to go to the hospital; I was laughing so hard I ruptured something!
That's some very funny stuff. Laughed a lot.
Eh… It was ok. Write some more though.
Are you kidding? What a joke! You need to take writing lessons.
*you cant respond. You are staring at the screen brain-dead with drool hanging from your lip because of this crap*
I will take any and all comments. Even bad ones. If I get 5 3's and above, I'll continue. If not, may God have mercy on my soul.